I love crap films :)

Last night channel 4 put on a horror film from 2000 called "Cherry Falls" heres the plot outline copied from imdb.com "Plot Outline: A killer is killing off the virgins of a small town high school" so you can basically see where this film is going.

I love my teen sex horror thrillery type films and this one was like..kick ass. It had everything...a sheriff with a hot daughter,nerds that get some action,slaughtery killings whilst teens are out dating. Its funny, in this film there were people exactly like those in our school, sluts,Stupid Jocks,nerds,quiet girls that are really sluts and even some nerdy teacher who turns out to be the murderer that reminds me of a Mr Currigan Ms gremmilat (sp)? cross




I love how at the end after like 3 virigns have been killed, the whole school decides to have a "loose your cherry ball" where basically the entire school goes to some house and fucks, even the nerds get action!

Cool quotes

"If you tell these parents that this psycho is knocking off virgins we are going to have one goddamn fuck fest on our hands"

This was just funny...the leading slut in the school instructing the schools girls about sex:

Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
Cindy: Always.

But the film had a really good twist at the ending,basically it was thaught to be a girl doing the killing that attended the school 25 years ago that was raped one night by 4 men, 2 left town and the other two were the sheriff and the high school principal, but then the girls son that was the product of the rape made himself look like her and killed virgins as they were innocent, and that guy was the teacher at the school..which the lead girl (the sheriff daughter) fancied..if you understand that.

The sheriff questions his daughter about her sexual activities:


Heres my ratings:

Teenage acting - 7.0
Sex scenes - 8.5
Coolness of the sherrif - 9.5
Attractiveness of the lead girl - 8.5
Goryness of deaths - 5.0 (not enough impaling)
Funnyness of people dieing in the film because it was halarious - 9.0


I hope you enjoyed my kick ass review...im gonna do another one later and include more pics :)

UPDATE.

heres a drawing of the rocking wiseman dt department past and present
Currently listening to: Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer (love this song)