*grumble*

(red font today!)Valentines day today, woooooooooo. I saw some chav this morning in northolt with some huge crappy looking balloon and some flowers that looked like they came from a garage forecourt, crappy effort, i can probably picture the girl that got them, slightly chubby, matching grey tracksuit with hoopy earings, pfft chav valentines. Normally i don't make an effort at valentines day, the past years i've just sat on my throne at home doing nothing but this year i decided to give something in the true spirit of commercialism :-) (and it was obviously a lot better than some chavy balloon and cheap flowers).

As usual me and Antoni got pissed before 11am today, our good friends at Greenford Wines have let us down since last week they asked for ID, and this morning they were closed so they probably got their ass kicked, but never the less i managed to purchase a cache of beer from a struggling convienience store somewhere near Northolt high, the guy who ran it was cool, so we've got a new favourite shop. Anybody just reading this would think im some kind of alcholic, not so! I just like to get drunk, a lot (makes this world seem that much less crappy).

Tomorrow i finally get a day of rest after some non stop action. Last nights dream was cool, i dreamt that Ms Ah-Sam owned the Greenford tandori resturant and hired me as a waiter, but then i got the sack and was replaced by some girl, bitch. However i got rehired after i sat around drinking tea and looking sad but then all of a sudden a huge fight broke out in the carpark and i was called into action. Me and PC Des Taviner raced to find some guy with a bomb and he was threanting to run to wiseman to blow himself up, so we chased him around the carpark and good old Des smacked him right in the face with a baton. Good old Des.

Currently listening to: Coheed and cambria - Wake up