Gay porn is funny

Some kid in year 7 braught in a pack of these cards with gay porno images on them and he started giving them to everyone, it was fucking halarious, i was slightly disturbed why he had them on him though. I decided to stick one of them up on a door somewhere so everyone would see it for a laugh, the looks on peoples faces were priceless.

I had Ms Ah-Sams classroom all to myself today, so i loaded up my MP3 player on her pc and using her ultra loud speakers i blasted out Coheed and Epica for all to hear. Ms Ah-Sam might be getting a Harlequins season ticket, that means with her Samoan connections i can meet STEVE! The lovable samoan scrum half who we love to hate at Quins.

My horrorscope is interesting today:

Someone has deeper feelings for you than they're letting on. You're not uninterested -- far from it. The trick is to give them a safe environment to let the love flow. Once you do, it'll be a rendezvous you won't forget.

I wonder if its true....

Onto my last bit of incoherant bullshit, my dream last night was weird. My house was surrounded by a big gang of chavs who stole my MP3 player, so i locked myself in my house, but then Nick came along and he was like "cmon you fucking cunts lets fight" and he saved the day, go Nick.

Currently listening to: Dimmu Borgir - Heavenly Perverse