Arson strikes sleepy community,Officer Brooks is on the case
Some hooligans decided to set the grass behind our house on fire on Friday, kids always do it this time of year..little shits. Time for Officer Brooks to gather his report
My house is the white one, those crappy cheap fence panels are not ours..our cheap neighbour dumped them there,ill arrest her for flytipping i think.
The Fire Brigade said the fire was caused by a ciggerette, but i don't trust them, afterall..they don't have the experience i do in investigating things.
My investigation took me to the river brent, as i stood on the bridge..looking for clues..i stumbled across something that made me think..
An abbey national Debit card just sitting in the river...i might actually go and get it to see who it belongs too...i wouldent commit any fraud..ill hand it in to the bank, i think you get some kind of reward for it :S
I decided to embark into the unknown..enter the pedofile hotspot zone that is empty deserted trees with no one around..nothing was in there except some curry boxes and broken glass :(
That sums up my investigation, however i did see two chavs, proberlly doing suspecious stuff
Currently listening to:Areosmith - Pink
posted by Andrew at 12:48 PM
3 Comments:
God I hate it when little gits harm nature for no reason.
Pedo hotspot? Why do people think there are lots of child molesters lurking in the woods. :S
I remember once a couple of my mates and my brother and I were near the woods late at night and needed to go home - there was a route along a road through the woods which takes 10 minutes, or go around by road which takes 45 minutes. Two of the group wouldn't go through the woods as it was scary and one of them said "you can't grow through the woods at night, there are tons of pedos everywhere..." - I was like, "WTF are they going to be lurking in the woods at night for, how many kids go in the woods on their own at night?? More over, we're all like mid-twenties sturdy blokes - what would they want with us?!?"
He still said it was risky.
12:22 AM
LOL Pedofiles don't really attack mid twenties blokes :P
your friends are a bit wussy :)
9:57 AM
I know! So lame, too many people are scared of the woods, it's just fear of the dark I reckon.
There are *sturdy* people as well, all around or over 6 foot, none lightweight.
2:48 PM
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