Book = soon

Okay okay..you know the routine by now.

Dream 1: American porno rocks

Me and Antoni went to America for a holiday this summer, so we decided fo a laugh to go to this sex shop in our hotel resort. When we got in there, there was this kinda chubby chick setting by the counter watching me and Antoni closely ( as we were underage). I picked up some magazines and my friend Antoni picked up a penis easter egg (WTF) and paid for it, then my hairdresser comes to me and says "i think she likes you"(woman on counter)

Dream 2: Colombo eat your heart out

Me and Antoni (yet again) were dressed up as a cops walking around Greenford on patrol. These french immigrants were cussing us, so i called in some back up on the radio and Reg from The Bill arrived. Me and Antoni continued walking along Greenford, towards the roundabout by the Shell petrol station when we recieved a call on our radio that a murder had taken place, so we got into our Panda car and went to the address i think was in Ealing. When we got there we found this dude lieing on the stairs outside of their house and he was dead, so we had to kick the door down to get into the property. When we got inside we arrested this boy and girl from our school (will remain nameless) :) Another job well done by Greenford PD.

Anyway in other news, me and my lot saw Batman begins yesterday, really good film :) After we played rugby..heres some pictures..meh


The cool composed #10 Andrew


Joe trying to copy my scrum half abilities..no.


Joe can't tackle for shit, i just walk through him.

Currently listening to:Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right To Party