my film rocks

I've come up with probably the best film in the history of the universe.

Basically, it tells the story of this lonely librarian woman who has never had a boyfriend (who will be played by Uma Thurman)whos all alone in her life, and shes addicted to buying things off ebay. One day she comes across a man (played by Jim Carey) who is offering to sell himself to be any womans boyfriend for 2 weeks for a fee of $2000. She buys him and he moves in and they start going out as a couple, but shes sad as she knows he will be leaving after the two weeks is up, but in the two weeks shes very happy to be with the guy. However the guy actually realises he was in love with her, but its too late as someone else has already hired him for the 2 weeks to be a boyfriend.

The woman (played by probably Terri Hatcher)who buys the guy is evil but very rich, and uses him for sex but she gets annoyed with him as hes not doing his part of the bargain by being a proper boyfriend. The guy does not know what to do, because he likes the lifestyle of the second woman but he loves the librarian, so he goes to his best friend which will be me, who is (like in every movie) the funny fat guy, (i'll be played by Wayne Knightwho gives him some advice about what to do, but then is upset that he can help someone else to get together but can't get any himself.

In a cruel twist of fate, i get run over in New York and i go to hospital. Anyway, the guy from Ebay decides to run off and find the librarian to marry her, but when he arrives at the libaray she is gone! dum dum dum...but then he finds her in a bar, and they run off to get married. Then at the wedding, i make an apparence but im on crutches and in plaster, but because this is a comedy theres a happy ending for the funny fat guy, i fell in love with a nurse! Then the 4 of us ride off in some open top car with probably land down under playing.

What a wicked film eh!

Currently listening to: Coheed- The suffering