The dark side of the force

Argh Steve my uncle and his German wife are staying at my house for a couple of days after coming over from Germany. I'm already concerned about there plans to invade as there is a large build up of shopping bags,possibly Gustapo spies infaltrating the Greenford stronghold of Andrews house. Seriously though, the shit they have baught is unbeliveable.

I was bored today, so to celebrate me being part of JCs blog and to get JC back for the osama bin andrew picture, i've come up with a banner type thing.



Now we are even :P

Money Money Money ...In a rich mans world

Today i recieved over £45 in presents from my overseas uncles, 5000 Yen arrived from my uncle who is current in Thailand and £20 from my uncle who came over from Germany with his wife. I spent the day doing nothing except watching the cricket which England is doing very well in, thankfully. I hope to start shopping tomorrow and catch up on those important sales with all my new found moolah; i'll proberlly end up blowing it all on something stupid...or a pair of shoes :)

I seem to have mastered making martinis now, but i really should limit my intake of them as they make me feel woozy...

To make up for not updating recently, i promise i will tomorrow, hows that?

A close call

Just got word today from my uncle currently in Bankok, thankfully he is safe and well after the earthquake. He was on the gulf island of Somat and was actually due to fly out to phi phi, an island almost completly submerged and destroyed. If he was there on Phi phi staying in a rented beachhut he would have defiantly been washed out to sea :(

I've changed the music on my blog, no particular reason just wanted change. I want to go visit the sales in the highstreet, maybe i'll venture out to Knightsbridge tomorrow. More good news, I've been given tickets for Harlequins V London Wasps which is completly sold out so it will be fun battling my way through a crowd of 12000 :)

The morning after the night before

Today i went to the park with my aunty and mum for a boxing day stroll, preety boring stuff. I got some good news of the day that i've been given tickets for Harlequins v London Wasps match which should be a cracker as its a sold out match. I was also given a loaf of organic £2.50 bread by my grandads boss as he knows i buy organic...how nice of him?

Too much martinis = drunkeness

WOW what a Christmas its been, a fun filled orgy of presents and booze; which has left me smashed. I think i've had one too many, but it's still been a good Christmas. The Queens message was interesting this year as it highlighted issues close to my heart - foriegners, all be it she had a more positive attitude than moi :P

Got some Great pressies this year, heres the list in order of there coolness:

1. 3.5 megapixel Camera
2. 512mb MP3 player
3. PC speakers ( uber sound )
4. CD Player
5. New jacket
6. Legends of Rock and roll 20 cd set. ( fuck yeh! )
7. British flag Rug
8. Getaway 2
9. Need for speed 2
10. England rugby 4 cd DVD
11. Johnny Wilkinson book
12. Deodrant stuff
13. Yellow snazzy bedspread.
14. Book on stalin
15. Snapps hip flask/cocktail set (New years eve here i come)
16. U2's Album How to dismantle an atomic bomb
17. Harlequins gloves
18. New Internet keyboard
19. Next washbag with stuff like aftershave inside
20. Simpsons Merchendise including socks and biscuits
21. Large England Rugby umbrella
22. New Pjayamas.

Cool list me thinks. Andrew out.

Do you come from a land down under?

Don't ask me why i put the background song in, i guess i needed something to do. The song is dedicated to all those Aussies + my family down in Perth enduring 50 degree Christmas', wouldent we all love that? Give me cold,sleet and rain anyday.

Christ this Christmas has come round quicker than Dwain Chambers on steroids, well now its finally almost upon us i plan on enjoying Christmas, as we all know it celebrates the birth of Santa, happy birthday old guy.

Santa please stop at my house, it's the one with the England flag hanging off my bedroom and the one with tresspassers will be shot sign on, pfft Santa stop here signs my ass.

I hope you lot enjoy Christmas...or do i? Maybe i do, maybe i don't....of course i do! :D ( looks at JC )

Twas the night before the night of Christmas

Another day of Christmas films and Christmas themed events. I really should be spending the week more productivly than playing Half life 2,EA cricket 2004 and watching endless Christmas movies but thats good enough for me. My Christmas tree in my room is seriously in need of some attention, some of the decorations have fallen off and the needles are scattered everywhere...bah.

Have a good piss up this Christmas, I certainly will. ;)

Martini please ;)

Today i had to help the family do there Christmas shop at Tescos...as usual it was packed full of people rushing about. I managed to get about £20 worth of my own stuff which was mostly made up of booze,Magazines and Scottish Rainbow trout, thats living.

Half life 2 is consuming my bordem at the moment and its well worth the effort i spent downloading it, quite the shooter i thaught it would be :)

Oh and by the way kids, stay away from Santa this Christmas as he is evil. Go to your nearest shopping centre and kick him in the kneecaps at once.

Currently Listening To: Therion - Crazy Nights

Huzzah for the cricket

England won by 7 wickets, preety cool me thinks. The weather is getting mighty cold...too cold. I went to Ealing today with Antoni and acted as his personal shopping assistant, if you wish to require my services email me ;).

More good news as Chris Thomas, producer of the likes of Elton john,Pulp,U2,INXS,Sex pistols and employer of my grandfather gave me free tickets to a Rugby match at twickenham :) Good old family friend Chris,worlds greatest millionaire in my eyes. All my shopping went well and all the lovly pressies are wrapped up,ho ho ho.

One for the money,two for the show

Today's travelling sucked. I disembarked my house at 10:30am to travel to the Harlequins gift shop in Twickenham, i got back at 2:30pm which kinda annoyed me as it took so long. South west trains were unusually nice today, decent trains with semi decent running times. Thank god the Harlequins gift shop was open, otherwise i would have been a very grumpy boy with a wallet still containing £50.

Got my dad some pen thing in the end and my mum's presents consist of the Soul Classics album and a Quins beenie baby, good stuff.

Sorry, I've got better things to do.

Tomorrow is my last proper day of getting all the Christmas presents for Family & Co as tuesday leading up to Xmas eve are chocka with things to do. Things on Monday's to do list:

1.Travel to Harlequins Gift shop ( Argh what a pain, Bus to Ealing,Bus to Richmond,Train to Twickenham,20 minute walk ) and spend £20 on moi and mum.

2.Travel to Richmond shopping centre for dads present, fantastic as i have no clue what to buy him.

3.Travel home ( Polava :@ )

4.Finish watching Cricket

5.Make dinner for me and mum

Wish me luck

Jingle bells batman smells

I really should stop waking up so late, 11am for me, missing valuable hours of cricket :O My grandparents have decided to put up the main christmas tree in the house now, so theres three Christmas trees in the house, my real one in the extension, my mums fake plastic one upstairs and my grandparents gigantic plastic tree, although her decorations look preety dated; some of the ballballs on the tree look like something you'd shove down a musket and pour gunpowder on, old folks these days...

Its my households big Christmas food shop Wednesday, i take advantage of this to buy all the things i wouldent normally, Tesco Finest Salmon and crates upon crates of Barcardi, thats the life.

Tomorrow i've gotta help put some shed up, oh joy.

Been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheels

Christmas draws another day closer, which means i'm now only about a dozen or so days away from getting legless,Good old Christmas knees up :)

Today was alright i guess, went to Ealing to get some stuff but ended up walking away with a rugby magazine and an organic loaf of bread costing me £3.20, daylight robbery! Stay away from Organic Market Shop in Ealing! Wrapped mums christmas present up in tin foil this year for that extra touch of love and appreciation, i wonder how she will take it :P

Horray the cricket is on tomorrow, although it starts a little too early for me at 8am...England would have proberlly lost by the time i wake up at around 11am anyway, louzy England Cricket Team. To finish the day i leave you with a riddle:

What driver doesn't have a license? Tune in tomorrow for the answer, if i havent forgot it. Also, to proove im in the christmas spirit, heres a jolly picture.



Currently Listening To : Bohemian Rapsody - Queen

Heres some facts you might not know, Andrew is a person

Well well well what have we here than? I've decided to start my own blog, breaking away from the republic of JC's blog to form my own independant state. Today was preety boring, but it took a sinister twist me waking up at 11:45, the establishment was not amused as i missed GMTV,Trisha and This morning.

Plans for tomorrow : Go to Ealing to buy Rugby world magazine. Thats it, except maybe poke my dad to order tickets for HarlequinsV Sarcens, it's lousy being an away fan.

Heres an amusing picture for you: