Its an exciting day!, says Ms Barns

The past few days have been good, On saturday i got totally wankered consuming an entire bottle of vodka in an effort to drown sorrows of various depressing issues in my life, made worse by England loosing to Scotland and Harlequins loosing against the Exeter scum! Anyway heres a video of me.



My bastard PC is fucking up again, im on some laptop at the moment, i wish my damn bastard PC would stop pissing me off. Anyway, as a bit of advice for you from moi, girls are confusing - stay clear :P

Currently listening to: Some muffled coheed song from my CD player upstairs

Make up your mind before i hope you die

Today was another louzy day, fucking as per usual i've had nothing work out for me. Even from the outset before i left my house i knew it was one of those days where if anyone pissed me off i'd proberlly swing for them or something, then when i got to school i just wished i wasn't really there. Thank god its Friday tomorrow, still got some Ms Whorehey shit to deal with, maybe ill just bunk her lesson.

I find it funny how you get people wanting to fit into the grunger/goth/punky social tag, you can tell they try reaaaally hard to blend in but it just dosen't seem natural. I've got nothing against people listening to new types of music because thats one less chav going around but when you try to change who you are without going on a natural course to change your image it just looks stupid like you've baught everything out of some magazine, i've seen numerous girls and guys around Greenford,Ealing or wherever and it just looks funny as they are trying so hard,bless them.

Meh.

Currently listening to:Coheed and Cambria - The Light & The Glass

fucks sake.

Today was overall crap really, nothing exactly bad happend but it still felt shitty and depressing in some way or another. I baught tickets for some staff play thing on Friday, it should be funny as the legendary Mr Foley will be in it, along with James Meehan (the druggie).

I was thinking today, out of all my guy friends (which in total in our group theres around 6/7 of us) not one of us have a current girlfriend or have came really close to having one - at all. It just goes to show how all hapless we are, as if you compare it to the chav group of guys they probably have had endless girlfriends or whatever chavs have to impregnate as afterall we know girls are attracted to the general prick kind of guy, mine and Antonis research backs this up!

Anyway, moving on from depressing issues to even more sad issues. Cass Rickman's body was found in The Bill today :'( and whats really quite sad is one of her cop friends Nick was about to tell her he loved her when she went missing and was murdered, and then he was the one to find her body.Poor Nick :( I really know i must stop my addiction to The Bill, but its probably the only thing i can be certain of getting happiness these days from, i come home from a shit day of school to have at least an hour to myself on my own, the Bill rocks and if you think otherwise, ill set Ms Barnes on you.

Currently listening to:Aerosmith - Tell Me What It Takes To Let You Go

There goes my old girlfriend, there's another diamond ring
And, uh, all those late night promises I guess they don't mean a thing
So baby, what's the story? Did you find another man?
Is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made?
When you don't look back I guess the feelings start to fade away.
I used to feel your fire
But now it's cold inside
And you're back on the street like you didn't miss a beat, yeah

What a catch by *collingwood*

I could watch this all day, infact i have.

gr

Back to Wiseman tomorrow, grr. This half term hasn't been long enough, and now i have to go back and do gay work, see people i don't want to see and just do things i don't want to do. I wonder if Ms Barns will continue to give me and Antoni evil stares...she scares me.

I went on the 398 bus today for the first time to get to Antonis. The bus driver seemed to take forever in his break (at least 30minutes) but he was preety friendly, he felt the need to tell me stuff he was reading in the paper. Some scary old guy who had all of his front teeth missing except these two huge yellow fangs got on, and he kept like biting the air, then these evil looking young twin boys got on, jesus for some reason they scared the shit out of me, they were like pikies except much scarier.

Ah well this break has been good i guess...back to my ordinary shitty life where nothing goes my way.

Currently listening to: Coheed and cambria - Welcome home

You stormed off to scar the armada
Like Jesus played letter,
I'll drill through your hands
The stone for the curse you have blamed me
With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep
But if you could just write me out
To neverless wonder... happy will I become
Be true that this is no option,
So with sin I condemn you
Demon play, demon out!

Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs

One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
Before I hope you die < charming ending

my film rocks

I've come up with probably the best film in the history of the universe.

Basically, it tells the story of this lonely librarian woman who has never had a boyfriend (who will be played by Uma Thurman)whos all alone in her life, and shes addicted to buying things off ebay. One day she comes across a man (played by Jim Carey) who is offering to sell himself to be any womans boyfriend for 2 weeks for a fee of $2000. She buys him and he moves in and they start going out as a couple, but shes sad as she knows he will be leaving after the two weeks is up, but in the two weeks shes very happy to be with the guy. However the guy actually realises he was in love with her, but its too late as someone else has already hired him for the 2 weeks to be a boyfriend.

The woman (played by probably Terri Hatcher)who buys the guy is evil but very rich, and uses him for sex but she gets annoyed with him as hes not doing his part of the bargain by being a proper boyfriend. The guy does not know what to do, because he likes the lifestyle of the second woman but he loves the librarian, so he goes to his best friend which will be me, who is (like in every movie) the funny fat guy, (i'll be played by Wayne Knightwho gives him some advice about what to do, but then is upset that he can help someone else to get together but can't get any himself.

In a cruel twist of fate, i get run over in New York and i go to hospital. Anyway, the guy from Ebay decides to run off and find the librarian to marry her, but when he arrives at the libaray she is gone! dum dum dum...but then he finds her in a bar, and they run off to get married. Then at the wedding, i make an apparence but im on crutches and in plaster, but because this is a comedy theres a happy ending for the funny fat guy, i fell in love with a nurse! Then the 4 of us ride off in some open top car with probably land down under playing.

What a wicked film eh!

Currently listening to: Coheed- The suffering

dreaaaams

Lots of dreams!

Dream 1:

I was with some guy in the countryside and we were looking for houses to break into, when we came across Chris' house in Hampshire. We broke into the cottage as no one was home but as we were walking through the livingroom we heard his car pull up in the drive so we ran out the backdoor, but he saw us. We ran through some fields and swamps until we got to some canal, and there was this Paramedica car there with some police officers guarding it as some carnival was going on. I needed the car to escape as Chris was following us, so i told the cops that there had been a shooting down the road, so they all ran off. I got in the car and turned the blue lights on and i started to drive and i was giving the rock salute to villagers as i drove off, then i drove all the way to France.

Dream 2:

I was a billionaire and decided to give a free gig to metal fans, so i hired a massive football stadium and i got bands such as AC/DC,Black Sabbath, Pantera and Gorgoroth to play. However loads of the crowd started to leave as they didn't like it so i got on some radio and told the stewards to start beating the crowd up. :D

Dream 3 :

Really short dream, all i can remember is that Mr Wilkinson was my dad and lived at my house :S

Currently listening to: Coheed and cambria - From fear through the eyes of madness

*grumble*

(red font today!)Valentines day today, woooooooooo. I saw some chav this morning in northolt with some huge crappy looking balloon and some flowers that looked like they came from a garage forecourt, crappy effort, i can probably picture the girl that got them, slightly chubby, matching grey tracksuit with hoopy earings, pfft chav valentines. Normally i don't make an effort at valentines day, the past years i've just sat on my throne at home doing nothing but this year i decided to give something in the true spirit of commercialism :-) (and it was obviously a lot better than some chavy balloon and cheap flowers).

As usual me and Antoni got pissed before 11am today, our good friends at Greenford Wines have let us down since last week they asked for ID, and this morning they were closed so they probably got their ass kicked, but never the less i managed to purchase a cache of beer from a struggling convienience store somewhere near Northolt high, the guy who ran it was cool, so we've got a new favourite shop. Anybody just reading this would think im some kind of alcholic, not so! I just like to get drunk, a lot (makes this world seem that much less crappy).

Tomorrow i finally get a day of rest after some non stop action. Last nights dream was cool, i dreamt that Ms Ah-Sam owned the Greenford tandori resturant and hired me as a waiter, but then i got the sack and was replaced by some girl, bitch. However i got rehired after i sat around drinking tea and looking sad but then all of a sudden a huge fight broke out in the carpark and i was called into action. Me and PC Des Taviner raced to find some guy with a bomb and he was threanting to run to wiseman to blow himself up, so we chased him around the carpark and good old Des smacked him right in the face with a baton. Good old Des.

Currently listening to: Coheed and cambria - Wake up

Hodgson

It's been a good few days, i've not had any shit to deal with at all so it's all been very peacefull. Hot Topic are awsome, i ordered a pair of trousers and a coheed t shirt on the 2nd of Feb and they arrived from the US on the 9th, the gay thing is the US postal service add extra tax's onto gifts over £30 so they decided to put on a £35 tax for 2 items that in total including P&P cost £60, but its still worth it, i didn't pay for it anyway :) I've been ordering loads of stuff and they are finally arriving, my Pantera and Black label society t shirt arrived and now im just waiting for my Pantera hoodie and another Pantera shirt to arrive.

My dreams have been weird lately, 2 days ago i dreamt i was on a cruise ship down the amazon and the entire crew and passengers were killed by a roll of kitchen towel and i was the only surviver but i got bitten in the hand. Then last night i dreamt that there was some evil house in Greenford that controlled everyone and i had a massive fight with some old guy who lived in it as he had magic evil powers.

Currently listening to: Black Label Society- Death March

coheedness

Coheed were amazing last night in oxford street. Almost 2 hours late me,Antoni,Mekuria and Lucy were still determined to see them so we camped out on the floor by the stage, but when they came on and performed some acoustic songs and they were breath taking, my song of the week was performed and it braught a tear to my eye it was that moving. Coheed rule :D

Some nice looking blonde woman got talking to me which was cool and she gave me a nice little smile as i left the train station, and a nice grunger employee girl of Virgin remembered me from monday getting the tickets and gave me a nice wave and smile *swoon*.

I've gotta go into school today for IT :-(

Currently listening to: Coheed and Cambria - The Light & The Glass

Nothing fucking is what it seems

My life has taken another shit turn today, and i think me and Antoni are possibly screwed with some stuff we've done.

My arse is well and truely on the barbie,mate...

Fucking nothings working out today, the only good thing is i got my free coheed ticket today all the way from virgin megastores in London.

NOTHING in my life can be straight foward, tomorrow and wednesday are the penultimate days that hinge on me virtually living and dieing, ( i havent killed anyone or anything, but i think i've kinda broke the law..meh doubt it)Fuck life. Fuck everything...

Currently listening to: James Blunt - Goodbye my lover

Dreams

Last nights dreams put me in a bad mood.

First dream i had, it basically played out my average day but it included everything currently worrying or pissing me off at the moment unfolding in the way i don't want it to. I was on msn and i was talking to some people and all of a sudden they hated me and said everything was my fault. :(

The second dream i had, i was in a grave yard with Liam Plunkett talking about vampires whilst playing cricket. Then Antoni phoned me up and we went to some Chinese resturant and i started speaking French and i ordered a drink and i said "a small beer please" in French, i kick ass.

The Third dream i had was kinda weird, i think i died or something (nice :-/) and everyone was fighting over how i died as no one knew and then they started blaming eachother i was dead..oook.

PJ hasn't died lately in my dreams so something in my dream world must be changing..

Song of the week

(Stolen from Ria :P)

Coheed and Cambria - Wake up (I finally found the album its on! I lost it for a month but it was for some reason hidden under my computer base unit)

I'm going to ride this plane out of your life again.
I wish that I could stay but you argue.
More than this I wish you could've seen my face
In backseat staring out the window.

I'll do anything for you,
Kill anyone for you.

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I will be coming back.
In a phrase to cut these lips,
I love you.

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up.

I earned through hope and faith
The curves around your face
That I'm the one you'll hold forever.
If morning never comes for either one of us,
Then this I pray to you wherever.

I'll do anything for you.
This story is for you.
('Cause I'd do anything you want me to... for you.)
I'll do anything for you,
Kill anyone for you.

So leave yourself intact
'Cause I won't be coming back.
In a phrase to cut these lips,
I loved you.

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you decide to wake up.

The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest
Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
'Til you decide to wake up.

You win, you lose..

So far my predications are 2/2 for the six nations, although the winning point margains were different. Good to see the paddys struggle against Italy and us stuff the Welsh :)

I finally got my oyster card today so off i trotted to Westway aka chav central to buy card making stuff from Hobbycraft, then when i went to boots some guy that looked like Mugabe asked me when Valentines day was, even though he was standing next to a big sign saying "VALENTINES DAY - 14TH FEBRUARY" silly Mugabe.

Not much else to say today..

Currently listening to:Queen - It's a Hard Life

This is a tricky situation
I've only got myself to blame
It's just a simple fact of life
It can happen to anyone

You win - you lose
It's a chance you have to take with love
Oh yeah - I fell in love
And now you say it's over and I'm falling apart

It's a hard life
To be true lovers together
To love and live forever in each others hearts
It's a long hard fight
To learn to care for each other
To trust in one another right from the start
When you're in love

woof woof

Ahh thank god its Friday. Todays been an ok day really, nothing out of the ordinary except i had my passport photo done today, woo. ONLY 5 DAYS TILL COHEED!

6 Nations starts tomorrow! Heres my rugby predictions as i am one of the best rugby pundits known to man.

England V Wales - England Win by less than 15 points
France V Scotland - France Win by 20 points
Ireland V Italy - Ireland by 20 points

Plans for tomorrow:
1. Finally sort oyster card out
2. Comaplain to ebayers about slow delivary
3. Make a valentines day card
4. Watch Rugby (of course)
5. Fall alseep

Looks a good day.

Currently listenin to: Fear Factory - Invisible Wounds (Lucys influencing me!)

ALRIGHT TONY!

Things have been suprisingly nice these past few days, nothing really pissing me off lately so all is well in my domain. Today me and Lucy spent basically the entire day saying, ALRIGHT TONY!! in honor of that marvelous man that is Mr Foley, Ms Goswell is convinced im insane...

Monday morning after period 2 im dashing off with my Motely Crew (not the band) to get the free tickets for Coheeeeeed. If they have gone i will kick some ass, proberlly random emo people that would have stolen all the tickets before me, fucking emos. My mum has finally given into me and has ordered me a lovely new coheed t shirt, now i just need to wait until my Pantera and Black label society t shirts and apparel arrives from the US and i will be ready to kick emo ass for the summer. Fucking emos.

ALRIGHT TONY!

Currently listening to:Coheed and cambria - Welcome home