Stardom here i come

Today i was really bored so i decided to record myself singing stuff, my album should be released very soon :) I will become the worlds greatest pop rock singer, mark my words :)

Nothing really interesting to report, except if you want to do anything tomorrow leave me a message :P (no pedos)

Currently listening to:Andrew Brooks ft Chicago - Your the inspiration

update: Tomorrow i want to spend money.Lots of money. Im gonna go to ealing and buy myself new shoes, new kewl sunglasses, maybe the new England shirt...dunno, must spend money. I wanna get some funky mens jewellary as well, go new Andrew. OMG my dad just went out wearing a pink shirt...i gotta get me one as well. Go Pink.

Do ye like ye Gravy Mo?

Today was preety cool, met up with Antoni and Andrew M for just a day of random stuff. We started off with walkin and doin stuff around Ravenor, but we got bored so we went to Ealing. Some Australian guy trying to sell paintball tickets and stuff was talking to us when some really trampy homeless guy asked him for a ciggerette, pissed out of his head and stinkin to high heaven, the guy seemed preety scared lol. Then the homeless guy tried hugging the Aussie, but he started talking to Andrew M about stupid stuff,what a retard lol. Finally the police rejects (aka community support officers) came long and moved him.

Antoni remember in HMV? Look take a picture! you will get a better angle from here :P

Currently listening to:Electric Six - Dance Commander

Another day,Another dream

Last night was preety weird, i woke up around 3am and couldent get back off to sleep so i just sat on my bed with my window open just looking out onto my street and thinking about stuff going on in around my head, its not often i take time out and just think about stuff,but who and what i thaught about is another story :P

My dream last night was kinda depressing...

Me, my mum, my grandparents and like 4-5 of my friends barraicaded ourselfs in the house as armed police were after us because we were like some rebel group that spoke out against some dictator. The police knocked the door down and we just started chuckign everything we could at them, apples, paintings,trophys,lol everything except the kitchen sink. I heard some cry from the bathroom and i went in there and found some cop who came in through the window was trying to attack this girl so i like got some loo brush and slapped him round the face which killed him, i dunno who this girl is in my dreams but she crops up loads lol..

The police shot my friends and it was only me,the girl,stephen and my mum left. We locked ourselfs upstairs to try to allow us to prepare to die holding out a little longer. My mum was giving stephen some bullets for his gun and they turned the sofa over to use as cover whilst me and the girl stood on the otherside of the room behind the armchair. The police smashed their way in and a fight began, the girl was shot in the arm and i was like noooooo so i drew my sword and charged but i got shot in the chest and died instantly...then stephen and my mum were arrested but the girl died as well :( Why do all the girls i like end up dieing or marrying someone else lol

Thats not the end, my "spirit" ended up in the newman building of cardinal wiseman on an ordinary school day. I walked through the wall as a ghost into one of my friends class where i saw PJ and Jymit talking in DT. Mr foote was teaching the class. I tried talking to them but they couldent hear or see me which really frustrated me, so then i decided to take the piss out of them. I danced around infront of the class and said " look im mr foote, the gay DT teacher who wears pink shirts!" then i went to PJ and cussed him about Germany or something.

My friend Nick walked in and he could see me, so he died as well. I told him how i through some paving slab at a cops ankle and i broke it off and blood went everywehere and then we we laughed..

The coolest dream

Last night i had one of my coolest dreams ever. Here it is, in 3 parts.

The theme park
I was at some theme park in spain with my family, we were on some log ride and we were about to go over the edge and i fell out of the car and landed in the water bit on the side and i was really scared so i go to some guy sitting with a walky talky amgio! and hes like shit, and he rushes and calls for the ride to be shut down. He grabs me and chucks me own some like shoot and i land on some crash mat, i tried giving him 5 euros as a tip for saving my life but he wouldent take it and he drove off on the company coach,i later found him in some pub and was angry at him so i chucked cans of beans at his head..

The girl
In this dream i could fly and was the only human who could do so, i was flying to some girls house and i knocked on her window and im like open it and shes like no go away i don't like you! then she chucked some plant pot at my head. I was really upset and annoyed so i went to some primary school and i started picking kids up and flying really high into the air and dropping them to take my frustration out. I follow the girl to church and i try getting into church but the bodyguards said the service was in progress and she was getting marryied, i flew to some stainglass window and kicked it in and im like "this wedding cant go on! I love you!" then someone on her side of the family shouted "thats the boy that killed all the children! stop him!!!". I flew away to Perivale park and sat by the river when some guy with a fishing net tried capturing me but i tied him up and chucked him in the river,drowning him. I was really angry so i decided to kill the girls new husband, so i went to their house again by flying and i saw them together, i grabbed some baseball bat and fly through the window and started smashing him in the head..end of dream..whoa.

Captain England
This was the shortest dream,Captain Scarlet approached me in history class and told me he needed me to save England from Captain black, i accepted. We went to the base but Captain black was there and he was killing everyone, i got shot in the chest and died..the end.

Wicked dreams, my favourite was the second one.

Monarchy Satans Rule

This is the best band in the whole wide world, heres some of their hit albums:


The DVD under everyones Christmas tree.

The album inspired by Farouqs quote with me talking about Paris Hilton (long story)

Bored

This weekends been depressing, i havent done anything. Heres some lyrics that sums up how im feeling for reasons which i wont go into..

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

For the morning sun in all it’s glory
Greets the day with hope and comfort too
You fill my life with laughter
And somehow you make it better
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
There’s a love that’s divine
And it’s yours and it’s mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

There’s a love that’s divine
And it’s yours and it’s mine like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

And have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away my sadness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
Take away all my sadness
Fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do
Take away all my sadness
Fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles that’s what you do

I said to the man are you trying to tempt me,because i come from the land of plenty?

This weekend should be preety boring as i've got nothing really planned, im going out tomorrow but today i guess i'll just do some revision and stuff, major whoa!

My schedule is as follows:

Monday: Free (wanna do anything, im bored: P)
Tuesday: Drama shit
Wednesday: Possible outing
Thursday: Possible outing
Friday: Revision day

My mum was preety pleased with her birthday presents, except she couldent work out why i baught her Austin Healys Rugby Nightmares, ah well women will never understand :P

England V Northern Ireland today, even though its football i might as well watch it :P

Have any of you guys/chicks read about that little girl (under 10) who was raped in her own home whilst her parents and friends slept? Bloody sickening, the guy was described as black, and aged between 18-20, i hope they catch the bastard and hang him from tower bridge by his dick then ravens peck his eyes out,good old British justice.
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Currently listening to: Good Charlotte - Boys and Girls

oh its you...

Today i was really bored, none of ma friends are going out so ill have to poke them to move,damn lazy friends :P

Today i've done nothing, except play music, play some cricket , and wrap my mums presents up for her birthday tomorrow, i hope she likes the Austin Healys Rugby Nightmares DVD i got her, oh yeh and that crappy chick flick Bridgette Jones film,you know the new one.

For some reason ever since i've seen Hitch i've been nicer to people and have started playing love songs, is this a changed Andrew? :P

Ah well, i want to go to Twickenham sometime next week, and i must start my revision soon..

Currently listening to:Eric Clapton - Tears in heaven (cool love song :P)

A bright rugby shirt,3 lads and a car

Ive been a picture taking mood, below is pics of my wheels for the week, supplied by my grandads boss who rocks.






In Walpol park me PJ and Antoni were filming stupid stuff and taking stupid pictures, heres one of me getting back to nature :) (reason for bad qualtity pics is because they are taken from movies)


Me explaining ducks and their habitats to PJ.


Antoni tackles a dangerous looking mugger


OMG look antoni its two ducks,TWO!!


Trying to look as camp as possible, i pose with some daffydils :P

After that we saw that film hitch, it was such a good film :) PJ said it was boring,what does he know? I loved the film,very touching :) Must have been very depressing for you Karl to watch :P

Currently listening to: Maroon 5 - This love (after hitch ive been listening to love themed songs :P)

Mr collected

Tomorrow me,Antoni,Andrew M and PJ are going to see that film Hitch, but in the morning we will be playing a 4 man rugby match,go us! Obviously team Andrew consiting of me and PJ will win :P I've been taking some pictures with my digital cam today, mostly of me trying to look cool but instead i look stupid :P



Me keeping my shit together,focusing on the House extension which will resemble my goalposts...



I look retarded as i kick it, but it suprisingly hits the house like i wanted it to, but i kicked the ball into the window leaving a mud mark :P

Anyway thats enough of that, kk see you sexy people tomorrow, im off out.

Eternal sunshine :)

Horray! Schools out! :D We're having some great weather which is awsome at this time of the year :)

Today was actually a preety shit day for me, heres why.

- No water in my house because of some bludnering workmen,Had to wash with a bottle of Evian and i had no morning tea :@

- Got to school late

- Lost some coursework and was looking frantically for it.

- Lost my bag in tutor

I found my coursework and bag later though, but anyone that was with me in the day aka Antoni will tell you how pissed i was lol.

I gotta go in next week for drama on tuesday...suxx Oh yeh i saw some kid today wearing a harlequins shirt, other quins fans in wiseman exist! w00t

Currently listening to:The Beatles - One is the Lonliest Number

Hi,whats your name?

Before i start, Karl you inspired me for this drawing of you :P No offence :P


Today was a preety average day really, had a load of positive feedback from my drama presentation which was really good, as an actor it's good to get people from the audience saying how they liked your character, :)

Lunchtime was weird, i had to go wait for Mr Jones by the newman with Andrew M and like 3 different groups of people approached us, first was some retard year 7 who i didnt take much notice of who was in a world of his own, the second was some girls that take the piss out of andrew mclaughlin, it was kinda deep coz the friend goes hug him to her friend and as he looks up she steps back,deep fruzzas daughter lol. Then i was approached by some spotty blonde reject from y10 who wanted to know my name then started touching my arm whilst i told a joke to Andrew m that wasn't even funny but she found it halarious, then she walked away,thank god. The retard came back to ask what year i was in, by then i was like err and you are? go away plz.. :P

Good old Miss Thompson in English, we had our usual debate about rugby in South Africa whilst everyone sat there with the "wtf they talking about? Natal sharks,Stormers,super 12? whats all that rubbish? look on their faces :P"

Had an interesting convo with Mr Patrick at lunch with me and Antoni, Fruzza said we could wear any colours from our country of origin, so i asked Mr Patrick if that covers England but it turned out Fruzza got it wrong :P He said i have my day to celebrate, damn april 23rd can't come soon enough :P

Currently listening to: Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the moon

Good day of Rugby! :D

So far im 2/2 with my predictions.

France and England won :D Glad to see Ireland loosing out on the Grandslam. Tomorrow im off to The Stoop in London to watch Harlequins play Newcastle, with Wilkinson on the bench, i so wanna get his autograph tomorrow :)

I got two words im going to say to Mr Fruzza on monday - Mark Cueto. 3 trys :D

Serious shits going down

Fuckin Pikeys startin trouble with Mr Patrick, how deep can you get attacking him? He's sucha nice guy,what has he done to anybody? I hope the guy involved gets his genitalia removed,then is forced to eat it, then rot in jail.f00ker. get better soon mr p!

Tomorrow sees England V Italy...the tension between me and Mr Fruzza has been growing but i'll show him come monday, today we had a national anthem singing contest to see who knew their anthems most, i won :)

Mr Mallins goes to Harlequins matches as well, lol how embarrasin would that be to bump into him, he'd proberlly sit in the cheap seats anyway.

I love red nose day really, it does wonders for ma hair
Anyway enjoy the weekend, heres my 6 nations tips

France to win V Irland

England to win V Italy

Wales to win V Scotland

Currently listening to:Will Smith - Miami

omg its him again

Today rocked, no shit today and it was just constant funky fun. Careers we continued watching our videos on illnesses, this week was Skin problems, poor guys with Acne. PJ became very defensive when we asked him if he took medicine to get rid of his Acne, i smell a conspiracy!

IT was funny, i was listening to the land down under song for my presentation and he tried turning it off, he crossed the line! :@ So, in return he got a scratched bloody red hand, nice :) Later on in the lesson i was getting carried away in the song, everyone saw me dancing and Bhatti goes " Andrew u alright??" :P Mr Fruzzas daughter tried embarrasing me infront of him, she goes to him " dad take a look at your new son in law!!*hug* then fruzza did his copyright evil stare.

Maths was good, fire drill! Hayley was crying with laughter with saher in the playground as i was doing my impression of Mwenda when she heard the firedrill,also continuing with Mwenda, we had an interesting convo. She was helping me with the work and im like "ooo so all i do is add this column up? ahh okay bobs your uncle and theres the answer!" she looked at me and was like "whos bob?" so i had to explain it was an English saying, she went away all happy she had learned something new.

Whoa, this day scores an offical Brookstastic 8/10.

Currently listening to: Will Smith - Get jiggy with it

Mr jones, why did i got 0 for evaulation? Err i couldent be bothered to mark it man

Today was alright actually, however Mr Currigan carried on his prejudice of fat people by again making me sit on my own, i didn't say anything and he goes " Andrew sit over there please on your own" so i go "why? what have i done?" He replys "nothing but you might start talking" so i start saying his prejudice :P Louzy gay fucker, i'd love to beat him up one of these days.

Chemistry was funny with the pratical, Antoni and Joeseph wanted to do the correct experiment but I wanted to spice up the experiment so i poured all the chemicals into one tube which made some thick black stuff that smelt really bad and the tube started to warm up, go me for discovering something cool.

Mr Jones is so stupid that in the revision class i was like totally taking the piss out of him right infront of him and hes like 'Who you mockin man? I don't sound like that?'. As me and Antoni were leaving he said to us 'man i feel tired' we were like...err ok? :S

Here's some lyrics

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Ms Anderson: I O U £1

Today was the average day really, nothing majorly exciting. I got the RE revision guide thing today, looks shite. The cover looks so goofy, "warning,constant use of this guide may improve your exam results" lol what shit. I didn't have any cash on me to pay for it and i jokingly wrote an I O U out to Anderson and she accepted it - lol dumb bitch.

Short update today,will update more tomorrow,promise :)

Andrew

xx :P

Morning glory

Yay im off school :D Should be back in tomorrow though but still i've got a whole day to do nothing, awsome stuff.I got a cold as well which kinda sucks, so i've gotta drink those Lemsip things and GOD they are vile. Can't they invent nice flu remedies like good old calpol i used to have when i was 5, i miss calpol :(

I had a WEIRD dream last night...again.I can't remember all of it, but i was being chased by a group of angry townsfolk and they chased me into some kind of ye-olde village with cottages and thatched roofs ect. I slammed the door behind me and tryed blocking the door so they couldent get in, but they chucked a petrol bomb onto the roof that caught fire and the roof fell ontop of me and i died :( God who won't these guys give me a break :P

Currently listening to: Oasis - Stand By Me

owwy

My ankle still really hurts...i can kinda walk on it now but the swellings gone down...I'll proberlly miss Monday and stay home, so thats ok i guess. Anyone gonna watch Jordan sing her eurovision song on the little contest who represents Britain? Maybe we stand a good chance of winning with her, as her songs really crap most like the other eurovision songs and she has huge boobs which will impress countrys like Bosnia and maybe Ukraine :P

I was gonna go to Ealing tomorrow and do some shopping but im imobile so i guess i'll stay in and watch the Powergen cup matches (starts at 12:05 BBC2 ) with Bath V Gloucester and London Irish V Leeds, i don't really care who wins but i'd like to see Bath win it, LI and Leeds suck and Gloucesters full of famers.

Currently listening to:Tenacious D - Kielbasa

haha Catherine you will never catch me, for i am upstairs *slips over in newman and sprains ankle*

Today was so jokes. Proper snow finally fell which allowed me to chuck snow at little kids which was cool. I kinda ventured away from my friends looking for a certain group of people and i found them :P My masterfull shot hitting Cat in the side, my excellent escape into the foyer worked well except i half hit the door :P In the newman it was so funny, you guys were lookin for me as i ran up the stairs but as i was running away upstairs and landed on my ankle like an L shape...owwwwwwwwy, i tried asking Mr Jones for help but all he said to me was " what ya doin man, get out", so much for friendly hospitality! The best bit was when Cat and friends were outside and we had some kind of stand off, i was limping around but still won, rememember that branch of snow cat? :P

My ankle really was hurtin by P4 so i went to medical and the trusty nurses sent me home, which ends a cool day, excape now its foookin painful to walk on.

Anyways good fun this morning Lorraine and cat :P

It was great today, Bhatti wasn't in! Mr Carr is kinda pervy coz he kept looking at my ankle because i took my shoe off and wanted me to put my ankle on the desk, lol, i asked him to use the power of God to heal it instead. Our main cover teacher was my ideal cover teacher, an Australian who loved rugby. He spent ages talking to me about Harlequins,the Heineken cup and French rugby, finally i've found someone who understands what i'm talking about!

Currently listening to:Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Cozza is Captain

Today was FREEEEEZIN!Nothin major really happend today, i bunked all the revision classes but might have drama afterschool tomorrow so meh. I applogise to lorraine and pals if i was a spaz at lunch today :P, and i appologise for Andrew M...for being himself,lol. If you want me to do my little Britain impressions let me know :)

w00t Friday tomorrow, awsome stuff. Good old reliable Chris Thomas gave me tickets for Harlequins V Newcastle Falcons in 2 weeks time, so if Wilkinsons fit and playing i'll boo him onto the pitch, should be wearing an England shirt instead :)

In careers we watched a video on period pains, interesting stuff as karl would say. I learned one thing from the video - go to the doctor if you are getting period pains, there, my advice for the day. phew im glad i don't have periods :P

Micheal Jackson dosent fuck kids, he makes love to them

Whoa no update for 3 days, still moping after sunday :P

Schools crap with these revision classes, im gonna bunk RE and go th Physics instead as Mr Johnson is taking it, go moley with funny voice. Anderson gave me the "RE A* club* letter which is basically some sad arse club for people who want to get an A* as long as i get a pass i don't care, so she can shove her crappy club up her arse.

Overall today was meh.

Currently listening to:Black Sabbath - Paranoid

Some lyrics for you,enjoy

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you’ve seen it all
In daddy’s car
Thinkin’ you’ll go far
Back east your type don’t crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin’ that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It’s time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear¡­

It’s a holiday in cambodia
It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
It’s a holiday in cambodia
Don’t forget to pack a wife
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