Ricky Ponting is cool

Today was cool, went to see that new War of the worlds with Saher,jasdeep,lara ect. Preety good film actually for a tom cruise film, although he did cry like 5 times in the film. I'm so clumsy..i knocked like a whole tub of Minsterels out of laras hand, going all over me..then by the end of the film they had all melted on meh :(

Tomorrow = cinema again with Antoni pj ect to see the Batman film, god im going to be skint by the end of the week!

My new hairstyle has been warmly accepted :) Spikes are Andrews new thing


^ ownage hair :P

In the words of Antoni "im not really into spikey.. but it looks better than the gay hair u had" Arent friends so...supportive?..he's just jelous because he didn't come today :P


Karl and his SEXY wife in the sims..


Currently listening to:Cher - Believe << shes like 60 now..can't belive i said to antoni shes ok for her age..must get evil thaughts out of my head

Free Scotland says Andrew Ms dad

Last nights dream takes the biscuit for weirdness.

I was living in a log cabin in the middle of a forest with my parents and my 2 sisters (weird as i dont have any) and we were all upset about humans dieing as there was this ghost thing taking over the world, we all decided to end our lives rather than dieing to them ghosts. We had pills on our bed and stuff and we were all saying our goodbyes to eachother.

Then for some reason i was back at cardinal wiseman, which was situated in a rain forest. There was a really big brown river the size of the thames going through the school as well. The entire school was there getting ready to be evacuated on E9 busses converted for water, but me and a group of some boys went into the mountain to confront the ghosts. We went into this garage hidden in the mountain and opened a box where this big hairy ass spider came out. Some zombie guy tried to grab me, but i ran off, and he grabbed pj and took him down some mineshaft path.

Everyone was swimming towards the busses so i jumped onto a jet ski with Andrew M and i started singing the Hawai five theme tune and i jumped on this bus driven by some old hag of a bus driver..end of dream.

I watched Sugar rush last night, the show that replaced my beloved Desperate housewives, and it was actaully very good. Its about this lesbian 15 year old who fancies her best mate..and she got crabs and stuff, preety good show. I also got my hair cut in that "Chaps" barbers in greenford today by my house, its wicked. £8 for a nice hair cut and a nice fit polish bird cutting your hair whilst talking to you, and best of all nobody was in there :)

Currently listening to:ACDC - you shook me all night long

Trescothick gets England's reply under way

Sims 2 pictures..


Antoni finally pops the question to Zoe


Meanwhile,Me and Amber share a special moment..aw


Mr Scott gays things up when he storms round demanding some coursework, Antoni opens a can off ass whopping and takes the old man down a peg or two, go Antoni :D


I'll post more tomorrow :)

Currently listening to:Lonestar - Tell Her That You Love Her.mp3

Ehhhh, Macarena

Today i went back to school with Hayley to return some books and stuff and to collect some special tribute DVD fruzza had done, it was cool seeing the old place again :P Me and Colemaster had a cool chat as well, go colemaster :P

Can't believe i missed the bill this morning :( i woke up at 11 which is late for me, but its summer so what the hell :)

I've become addicted to the sims 2 i think..ill post some pics later :)

Currently listening to:The Carpenters - Please Mr Postman < another karaoke song i did

Er,I think so

Last night was really good, me and Antoni managed to get some beers n stuff for the sleepover at Andrews house so its all good :)

We drank quite a lot, but as usual..i was the one to not go overboard and remain partly sober :P We had a kick ass karaoke machine and we all sang long into the night, on my first go i got 98/100 rating for Land down under, all my practice has paid off :D

Andrew M's dad is preety funny, i was singing my love songs..and he goes "do you want to shag and cuddle your pillow?"..lol i didn't bring my comfort pillow :(

Whilst we were there we recorded some songs as well n stuff...so ill upload them (new written songs)

I'll try and post some pics of the sims 2..So far i've made it preety realistic..Me and Antoni however live in a kick ass house..trying to pull some birds in :) Meh i gotta go back to school sometime this week with Saher and Hayley ect..gotta collect some special "leaving dvd" from Alberto Fruzza..lazy sod said he'd give it to us in exams..

Currently listening to:Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl < love this song after karaoke yesterday..

Mr Blue Sky

Sleepover today with Antoni and Andrew M at his house which should be interesting, i hope we can find some shop to sell us some booze..any off license run by Indians should sell to us..they did on prom night :) My bags kinda packed..but i won't need that much..just a clean rugby shirt and some deodrant :)

The British and Irish Lions got their ass kicked by New Zealand 21-3 on the first test match today which is good as im going to put money on for a 3-0 clean sweep. Although i still support the Lions and wear their badge on my bag with pride, at least Mr Walton knew who they were :D

Holy crap..a 2.8gig game will only take meh..18 hours. w00t, i love 1mb (soon to be 2mb) which reminds me,look at this conversation i had with some guy/chick in AOL LIVE Support:

WSMINBADARK: Hi! How may I help you today?
RyFowl: hello, i belive im entitled to 2mb broadband..but i have not been upgraded yet
RyFowl: what is the hold up with it?
WSMINBADARK: If i unnderstand you correctly you want to know about your speed upgrade,am i correct?
RyFowl: yes
WSMINBADARK: I apologise for the inconvenience you have experienced. I will do my best to resolve the situation for you

hmm ok, lets not beat around the bush here..

RyFowl: when can i expect the upgrade?
WSMINBADARK: To get started may i know your full name please?
RyFowl: my names Andrew Brooks although this is not my aol account.
WSMINBADARK: May I be honoured by calling you with your first name?
RyFowl: yes (at this time im thinking this person was stalling for time)
WSMINBADARK: Thank you Andrew

RyFowl: from an email i was sent..and there was some page that told me when i could expect it
RyFowl: it said to me May..but now its June, and still no upgrade
WSMINBADARK: At this time AOL has respeeded all the speed so it is taking its time as it is a vast network
RyFowl: so you don't know when i will be upgraded then?
WSMINBADARK: But i request you to please bear with us.

ffs..thanks for actaully giving me a good answer..so you don't know shit then?

RyFowl: so you don't know when i will be upgraded then?
WSMINBADARK: But i request you to please bear with us.
RyFowl: i remember talking to another live help, he told me this
RyFowl: "WsminRakeshD: I have just checked your account and it shows that your area is not enabled to get the 1mb speed now so please wait for sometime and as soon as your area gets enabled to get that speed you will get the increased speed of 1mb as the last date for speed upgrade is 28th of june "
RyFowl: so he was lieing then?

WSMINBADARK: It is not that her is lying but as i told you that AOL is a vast network so it is taking time but do not worry your speed will be upgraded soon we are working on it now.
RyFowl: So how comes she knew when i was going to get upgraded as she "checked" the system, but you know nothing?

went quiet then..

I have feeling aol live support is based in India..

Currently listening to: Whitesnake - Here I Go Again On My Own

Handy Andy

I had to fix some fan this morning that broke, i was kinda concerned as i could smell some burning coming from it, so i did the sensible thing and took it to bits :)

The belt was kinda coming off in the fan and i slipped it back on, and it worked, so i rule :D Thats my achievement of the day, and now i can sit here in comfort with a nice breeze blowing onto me :)

My dream last night was a similar themed dream, me being a cop with my friends..

In this particular dream for some reason Mr Holts car was stolen and he came to me and Antoni PJ and Andrew M and we persued the thief for like a few miles until he pulled into a swimming pool for a fight. We all shot at him as he got out of the car (that was for some reason parked inside the pool on the edge) but he was uneffected by it and he began to kick our ass, so i got some pepper spray that didnt work. He grabbed my arm so i smacked his fingers with my baton which for some reason hurt him..then i put some handcuffs on him with the help of Antoni, PJ was on the floor (possibly dead..he always dies in my dreams..he has no purpose) and Mr Holts car was returned to him.

Weathers kinda sucky today..cloudy :(

Currently listening to:Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer

day 1 of many

Had a nice lovly sleep, unlike the last month..bliss :D

It annoyed me today, i woke up and went downstairs to get a drink..just wearing my quins shirt and some underwear and my neighbour was sitting on the table, i was like omg wtf, anyway, she came to say her cat had gone missing :( So she asked me if i could keep an eye out for it which is cool, i liked the little cat lol..hopefully it will come home soon,so for now Betham road has moved from the normal Magnolia alert (neighbours being angry about people blocking their parking spaces) to Crimson or even possibly Vermillion alert, with neighbours being informed accomapied by a total lock down of the area..:P

Last night was kinda weird, apart from my dream(which will explained shortly) i woke up with some scratches on my arms and have no idea how i got them..perhaps paranormal activity? hmm..looks like a job for the Most haunted team. Have any of you guys watched that Colin Frys sixth sense? I saw it the other day and i don't know if im entirely convinced he is talking to the members of the audiences dead relatives..his eyes are too creepy. :P


I think im going to start playing Sims 2 again soon, i really liked that game..I made my own clothes in it..they rocked :P Heres one i made:



I'm preety proud of it, my awsome game designing skills

Currently listening to:Lonestar - Tell Her That You Love Her.mp3 (lunchtime love song time :P)

We fight for Freeeeeeeeeedom

Today marks the end of 2 years of non stop work :) 2 years of shitty coursework,mocks,exams,revision and pain. Physics was really hard today tough, i think thats proberlly gonna be fail..but i think maybe overall i will get a C.

After we went to Ealing and i had some police badge i used for drama, so the crazy sod i am..walked around Ealing with it hanging out of my trousers :P Then some lame community support officers saw it, so just for a laugh i went to them, "im covering the case now", no reason why i did...ah well..lame dumb police rejects :P

3 and a bit months of doing..stuff :D w00t. Saturday me,PJ,Antoni and Andrew M are planning a party and a night of drinking, although i told them..im not going to go overboard, which was met with laughs :P They've already banned me from karaoke and bringing any form of music with me :(

Its wicked, because for 2 years i've always been thinking out something school related..now all i need to worry about is not forgetting to watch CSI :D :P

Currently listening to:Team America World Police - Freedom Isn't Free (special theme tune of today)

Lil bill

Only physics to go now :D History was alright today, i restricted to myself to only 13 pages :(..must have control Andrew! I can imagine the examiner..god its Andrew Brooks' exam..gonna need some back up on this..ZzZzzz :P


looks like Mr Footes found a part time job on the Sainsbury advert :P

I began starting to feel sick after i had these mints and went on some roundabout in ravenor, then i liked these suger free mints..so i had like 1 every 15 minutes or so during the rest of the day, now i feel sick, and then i read on the back "excessive consumption results in laxative effects"..oh great >_<

Some interesting quotes/stuff said from today:

Some sixth former i know: Hi Andrew *waves*
Antoni: God shes ugly

Me on the roundabout: How can little children bloody enjoy that! Its sickening
(coughing and almost throwing up after Antoni turned it full speed)

anyways i guess i should revise physics...meh

Currently listening to:TV Themes - Hawaii Five-O - [The Ventures 69]

do do do do do,do do do, do do do do do, di do do do

I am an officer of the law.

Last night i kept tossing and turning it was sooo hot, i couldent really get any sleep and i woke up really grouchy, i tried some cinnamon golden grahams and they are NASTY..im gonna stick to my special K or Cornflakes in future, how can anyone like cinnamon..eww.

I was cleaning my room out yesterday and i found some of my baby pictures, i can't belive what a messy shit i was, drawing all over my lovely walls :( I was still fat then :P bless



History revision today..cannot be arsed though...then its Colemaster Physics... :(

My mums kinda annoyed with me, i got up at 3am to get a drink as i was thirsty..and i kinda left the fridge door open..everything is all warm now :( I think thats bad design, it should have an autoshut mechanism like our freezer does, its the companys fault i left it open :)

I almost fell down the stairs as well on my productive outing at 3am, let me draw a diagram to explain:



The arrows indicate the path i should have taken, instead i steped from the landing, forgetting the step was there as i couldent see it, and got half of my foot on the other step and almost slipping losing my grip and falling down the stairs..silly me..must use tourch in future.

Currently listening to: Careless Whisper - Wham

Gotta have some hot stuff,gotta have some love tonight

Finally the weathers nice :D We had a family BBQ today, but as usual some argument broke out as it always does in the Brooks household, i got annoyed when during half way through a CSI episode i was watching my mum walks in and tells me what happend at the end, although its like nothing it annoyed me lol :P

Only History and Physics left, then its part time. Me and my friends are arranging a sleepover with booze ect, its going to be totally cool :)

This wouldent be an Andrew blog post if it didn't contain my dream from last night, sadly this dream unlike some of my others didnt come true :(

I walked all the way to Twickenham rugby stadium and i met Lawrence Dallaglio and i begged him to buy me a rugby ball so me and my friends can train on the pitch, so he gave me some token to take to the rugby shop worth like £120. When i got there, i went in and some bitch that worked there told me to stop using lawrence and she then started to scratch my face, and then i asked her out and she said yes. A week later i went back to meet my new girlfriend she she wasn't working in the store and she moved away, so i met Lawrence and he told me to stay away from his wife :(

Great dream, i met Dallaglio, and then was dumped :(

Currently listening to:Robert Palmer - Bad case of loving you

I need to stop dreaming.

Last nights dream was interesting, it involved the usual, me and my friends, some girls, and of course something trying to kill us.

Me PJ and Antoni were walking across some field behind wiseman when these creatures that looked like giant scorpians started coming out of the ground so we ran to the school into like mr hirsts room i think (school was empty at this time) and we grabbed some guns and stuff, i didn't give any to PJ so only me and Antoni had any protection.

As we walked through the school these things began attacking us again so we shot at them, before running into the mainbuilding. I saw some people walking..but they were zombies and hungary ones..pj fell over but we just left him there (pj died). Then me and Antoni ran upstairs fighting our way through the school, until we only had a few shots left. The zombies were closing in on us and we were soon going to be eaten alive,until like some girl came down from an air vent with some rope and we climbed up and were saved. This girl wore some kinda mask so i didn't know who it was that saved me and Antoni. :-( We then dropped down into another room but there were zombies in here and she died :(

Me and Antoni then were surrounded and biten..and bled to death with chunks of flesh coming out of us :( As we were dieing, Antoni kept saying "thats not adorable" and i kept saying "aww" :S]

In other Andrew related news, i got some letter about a 6th form interview today..behind held on the 31st August at 8:40 :O i go on holiday the 1st of september, and its even gayer, the day i get my exam results is my birthday..prepare to get beaten up Andrew :P

Currently listening to:ACDC - you shook me all night long - AC-DC

Quiet.

Today was just a lazy day, spent mostly sleeping/watching tv and shopping...UKGold has become my 1 only tv channel now, it has all the good tv programmes on it before they turned crappy, ie The Bill,Eastenders ect. Is anyone actaully watching big brother? Every time (rarely) i switch over to it, im either seeing Lesbian kissing (good) or gay flirting (bad)..its so boring.

Whens fathers day?(waits for Karl to respond with correct date and history of the event) I really can't be bothered to get anything as im totally skint, and the fact my dad has been lousy dosen't give him any credit for a present for doing nothing :P,its too commerical now anyway..except mothers day, thats the 1 day i do get something as my mum totally deserves something, and if i don't get her something i'd hear about it for weeks as we all know how women hold grudges and go on..on..and on like little Jack Russells yapping away:P

I've ordered a few shirts off some rugby website, and i swear they have the quickest and best ordering service i've ever seen. I placed an order on like monday and it arrived tuesday, and it comes from Devon..and its only £2 p&p..good for them kicking ass at something.

Currently listening to: UB40 - Baby i love your way (Love songs still continue to play :D)

We fight for freedom! aye.

Only two more exams to go...finally it'll be over :D Then its time to start work on mine and Antonis Greenford PD film, and some drunken partys and stuff which is going to be kick ass :D

Chemistry was ok today but i think it was still preety hard..proberlly got like a C on it, but i'd take a C if i was offered it =)

The gayest quote of the day..i am appauled by myself, i need to re-word more carefully. from today

Me to Darren and Mekuria in subway discussing their refill drinks:

"hey do you think if i got a straw i could suck some as well?" < i was like after..wtf?!


In woolworths today some dumb arse indian security guard who thinks hes like Super cop kept following me and my friends around Woolworths and did a really bad job of "blending in", every time we turn around he was there, and then when we looked turned around and started kicking his feet and whistling kinda, way to go Super Sherif for blending in.

Anyways, tomorrow is like CSI / Lame movie day, relaxtion time :D

My dream was weird last night..it was a strange one as it played out the events of today, however i can say none came true..sadly.

It started off in school in the chemistry exam, and Mr Walton had everyone in the hall and said to show his appreciation for us the school had planned to send us to the cinemaa and there was a load of busses outside. When we got there we all got off and everyone was sitting cross legged on the cinema floor, i was talking to Saher and Hayley about some chicks house i visited (lol i wish :P) and i said to them how she had like these doors on the wall that opened straight up to a vertical drop with no safety rails..then i said "perfect for suicide". Go walton for free cinema trip.

Currently listening to: ACDC - Back in Black

Celebrate good times woohoo

No more maths :D yaaaaaaay, however the test was preety sucky..i think i might have scraped a c..hopefully.

Tomorrows chemistry ...ew. Its soo annoying teachers in exams when,especially if you sit at the side, start having a conversation. I was trying to concentrate when all i could hear was yap yap yap..shut up.

If you know me you will know i will laugh at anything, and in a completly un-funny situation such as a maths exam i will try and think of something to make me laugh, well today i almost burst out laughing..if it wasnt for me having my hand over my mouth i would have. I pictured Miss Boylen Vorne slipping off the stage and rolling into like the front 5 rows..lol deep i know but i just was bored, finishing the exam like half an hour to go.

The love song marathon is continueing, i have so far managed to sing about a dozen of them before the exams, so touching just before you go into maths :) My friends can't work out why the last month i've been happy..im always happy f00ls, love songs just make me like ultra soppy..bless :P

Oh yeah i updated my wallpaper. I got 5 episodes of CSI to watch as well this weekend..lovly jubbly.

Currently listening to: Song 2 - Blur

Another night, another kick ass dream

I bet your getting bored of these now,but heres a dream fresh off the brain of Andrew:

Me and my friends ( the ever trusty Pj,Antoni and Andrew M) were on a school trip to America wearing our wiseman uniforms. We got to the hotel and as we were there some really hot girls infront of us were being checked in aheado of us and the receptionist told them if they would like free revision classes and they were like angry and stuff, so then we checked in and signed up for thee revision classes.

As we were walking about the hotel we saw like 3 kids in Brentside uniforms and we decided to go and kick their ass, and i said something like "your a long way from England now" and we started to fight them, but then we got beaten up even more. To make up for it i took them to a cricket match, however as we got there the tickets were £50 each and i was outraged, so infont of like a crowd of people who were also annoyed i stood up and said somethign along the lines of "This place is always less than half empty and never sold out so the ticket prices should be a lot lower" then some woman stood up and shouted " YEH HES RIGHT " then a massive fight broke out.

That was a preety good dream :)

Yesterday i was playing my ever popular love songs and my dad comes in and starts questioning me about them, hes like "are you in love or something?!" and im like no,i just like this song, then he played his crappy shitty music so i played my music even louder :D (His music is crap..believe me)

I havent really revised that much for RE...meh. Bill was good today, Polly and Dave ended up fucking at the end, and some Scotish guy was nicked for stealing, another good day in Sunhill.

*update*

Re was totally gay..well not totally..bisexual. The start of the test was ok..but i completly fucked up the last bit..louzy Dave Anderson.

In ravenor today we played some 2 on 2 rugby which was preety cool, me and PJ of course beat Antoni and Andrew Mclaughlin, pj scoring two crappy tries, i scored 3 kick ass ones. Heres what happend if i remember right. Attendance: us..and some guy kinda watching walking his dog

1. Antoni sprints to the line after Mclaughlin chips a lucky kick over PJ. 5-0
2. After some slick passing to PJ, PJ runs for the line. 5-5
3. A well executed line out saw PJ pass to me to run past Mclaughlin 10-5
4. Antoni draws the scores level with a brilliant dart down the line evading PJ. 10-10
5. A penalty saw pj take a quick tap penalty in their half to run for the line. 15-10
6. Mclaughlin does a shocker of a pass which i intercepted and i totally fucked them all up. 20-10
7. This saw me totally humilate Antoni,The PE student was left behind after a well executed dummy, with Me making it to the line before he caught me. 25-10
8. Antoni grabs a consilidation try for his team after i gave the ball to them whilst i tied i got something from a pocket. final score 25-15

Currently listening to: Simply red - Sunrise ( before you laugh i actaully like this song =) )

I love crap films :)

Last night channel 4 put on a horror film from 2000 called "Cherry Falls" heres the plot outline copied from imdb.com "Plot Outline: A killer is killing off the virgins of a small town high school" so you can basically see where this film is going.

I love my teen sex horror thrillery type films and this one was like..kick ass. It had everything...a sheriff with a hot daughter,nerds that get some action,slaughtery killings whilst teens are out dating. Its funny, in this film there were people exactly like those in our school, sluts,Stupid Jocks,nerds,quiet girls that are really sluts and even some nerdy teacher who turns out to be the murderer that reminds me of a Mr Currigan Ms gremmilat (sp)? cross




I love how at the end after like 3 virigns have been killed, the whole school decides to have a "loose your cherry ball" where basically the entire school goes to some house and fucks, even the nerds get action!

Cool quotes

"If you tell these parents that this psycho is knocking off virgins we are going to have one goddamn fuck fest on our hands"

This was just funny...the leading slut in the school instructing the schools girls about sex:

Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
Cindy: Always.

But the film had a really good twist at the ending,basically it was thaught to be a girl doing the killing that attended the school 25 years ago that was raped one night by 4 men, 2 left town and the other two were the sheriff and the high school principal, but then the girls son that was the product of the rape made himself look like her and killed virgins as they were innocent, and that guy was the teacher at the school..which the lead girl (the sheriff daughter) fancied..if you understand that.

The sheriff questions his daughter about her sexual activities:


Heres my ratings:

Teenage acting - 7.0
Sex scenes - 8.5
Coolness of the sherrif - 9.5
Attractiveness of the lead girl - 8.5
Goryness of deaths - 5.0 (not enough impaling)
Funnyness of people dieing in the film because it was halarious - 9.0


I hope you enjoyed my kick ass review...im gonna do another one later and include more pics :)

UPDATE.

heres a drawing of the rocking wiseman dt department past and present
Currently listening to: Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer (love this song)

Your once..twice..three times a lady and i wuv you :P

I downloaded a wicked episode of CSI yesterday and watched it this morning, im so glad theres something to fill the void when Desperate Housewives finished,normally i thaught CSI was just for chicks until i watched it the other night..wicked. I'm so going to buy the series on DVD...but for now i'll just download some more episodes of CSI Miami :)

My Australian cricketing friends my grandad knows are cool,Shane Warne signed some stuff for me as well as the England team and some other guys..i never knew my grandad knew such people :O he's so going on my birthday party list! However the best cricketer in the world,..like lost the hat with the autographs on! Silly Australian..but he said it's in his dressing room somewhere..but if he can't find it he'll do something special ;) cough*Ashes tickets and a training session*cough :P (i wish!) but anyway..if its not found England play Australia tomorrow..so its all good

I must start revising again today..proberlly do a little bit of chemistry and re..but its sooo boring. At least i can watch the bill tomorrow on UK gold in the morning :D

Currently listening to:Liam Lynch - My United States Of Whatever

went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
" Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
" Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

You might as well face it your addicted to love

Last night i watched sex lives of the potato men on Sky movies because there was nothing else wrong, it was kinda preety funny, but again it was a kind of pointless film. It was only like 1 and a half hours so at least it didnt drag on, but really nothing changed since the start of the film,all you really gather from the film is that Johnny Vegas's wife in the film leaves him but accepts him back, his friend shags some random women and their other friend likes to lick jam out of vaginas..other than that nothign really exciting happend.

I downloaded something called "Top 100 Love Songs"...for some reason lately i've been loving love songs, im an old romantic really :P

My dream was kinda weird about it some theme park i think and i went their with my friend and we had sub machine guns and on the ride we were like shooting everyone, then after we went home to Wiseman (we lived there?) and a massive storm occured...some people were hiding in a tree house which lightning hit and caught fire and then they jumped from it breaking their legs..nice. :S

Moving on, me and Antoni are planning to make our own film in summer with some of our other friends, the plot is basically PJ gets murdered in perivale park and the two ruggedly good looking detectives save the day..and we will film ON LOCATION..yeah you heard right :) We're getting PJ to die early so he can film the rest of it..he's a shit actor, im the one that did drama, i call the shots :P

We are gonna be doing random stupid stuff like going into corner shops dressed as policeman causing havoc and documentary style stuff, so its gonna be kick ass..however we need some girls to "assist" in this epic production so just leave us your name and number ;)

Maybe Karl can be in it..he gets his ass kicked by cops for no reason walking down the street. - sorry Karl.

Currently listening to:Aerosmith-I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

English...over :D

No longer shall i be subjected to crappy Poems and other crappy stuff as english is now finally finished :D Todays exam went ok i guess..but i didn't like the poetry questions,as for the "Describe a Nightmare world" i just used my dreams i've had..there scary enough :)

In Ravenor park today we were standing by the tennis courts kinda..and like doing stupid stuff...talking loudly,kicking stuff around ect when some old moaney bitch leans out of her window and tells us to be quiet..the cheek. After me and my friends had like some interesting debate about surnames and their origins...i love giving lectures :)

Heres another one of my famous "wtf are you thinking Andrew" quotes.

( Me and Antoni discussing some big party/pissup/sleepover at Mclaughlin house after GCSES)

Antoni: Yeah we should go to that shop and get some alchoal and stuff..then just go back to his dads house..and dump our stuff there..

Me: That's cool..but don't forget to like bring your toothbrush and stuff. << WTF

Note to self: do not take Antoni,PJ,Andrew M and Mekuria again to the park...(they know why!!!!)

This week isn't so bad afterall..

I can confidently say..the GCSEs are going well so far.

Today we had History which was preety easy, although the writing is LONG. Only like a week and a half of exams left which is kick ass,tomorrow is English so thats not bad.

I love exams in the afternoon as it allows me to watch The Bill(i fancied her!) in the morning which rules. The old episodes on UK Gold are class,today we had some punk ass croatian prossy gang being imported into Britain..and the pimp was murderd by the Croatians..good stuff

Currently listening to:Liam Lynch - My United States Of Whatever

Update: seriously easy going

Maths was suprisingly ok! :D

Before the exam..me Antoni Pj and Andrew Mc held a cricket match in ravenor. Heres the "scorecard" of that epic match :P



Me and antoni have decided to release the teacher awards..of the 5 years of wiseman.. here they are as decided by..my friends and i.


Lifetime achievement award : Dave the caretaker

IT safeness award: Ms Bhatti

Bitch of the year: Mr Foote ( for his broken promises and mood swings)

Best Exit: Mr Scott "retiring"(i think we know the real reason ;) )

Best newcomer: Mr Eyebrows [ dont his real name..some Australian IT cover guy with big eyebrows]

Vilan of the year: Mr Quin

Best teacher:Mr Lionel Coleman

Worst teacher:Mr Israel Jones

Fittest teacher award: Miss Riddick (the Australian one)

Best in-school relationship:Mr Fruzza and Ms Bhatti

Best supporting head:Ms Baker

Lamest teacher: Mr Currigan

Pj dies again in my dream

Last nights dream was cool :)

Pj and Antoni came round my house and we were in my bedroom watching tv when me and Antoni decided to start play fighting with PJ, and i like pushed PJ over..but he just layed on the floor. Me and Antoni thaught he was joking...but then we like noticed a pacemaker and then a little hospital monitor on his bag and he didn't have a heart beat...we we're really worried so we decided to call Dr Marshall to see if she could help PJ in his coma as she was a Dr...but she couldent so she made us go to Mr Colemans class where he made me and Antoni sign a Barcelona football shirt for a raffle. :S

We went back to my house where pj had died...

Today is my maths exam. Me scared.

Currently listening to: Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less And Less

Biology...over.

Biology exam was preety good today..some gay questions in their..but i did my best :) I kinda got bored in the exam, so i drew stuff on some Donkey drawing..i hope the examiner likes a Mr T Mule :P

Before the exam we played like a hybred of cricket and baseball in ravenor, i had to confuse matters with fielding placings and my uber umpiring skills, i wasn't really on my game today, my catching was..crappy :P Still i kicked ass.

Maths tomorrow..thats such a bitch.

Currently listening to Darth Vader vs Liam Lynch - United States of Noooooooo........

What a weird dream..

This is one of my best dreams for a long time..here goes.

Wiseman was an isolated school in like some countryside 2 hours away from anywhere, and there had been an outbreak of killer spiders..thousands of them all over the school. The school was unaware though, and for some reason i went into the Old Gym to get some stuff and there was girl who i sorta recognised..dunno who tho..sitting ontop of a gymnastic block thingy with spiders all around her so i pulled out some machine gun and killed them saving her life, but did the bitch thank me? No.

After that i was annoyed and went back to DT, Mr Currigan conviscated my machine gun and then told me to come to one of his classes to appologise to the class..so i did. He took me to some class full of year 7s with the curtains drawn and stuff..then after a while he decided to go outside and look at a plantpot, when he opened the lid some massive arse spider jumped on his face and he was screaming..i was laughing lol..

Everyone ran out of the classroom and i met up with my friends and we all had guns, but i was trying to find some ammo for some super type machine gun". I then got onto some hover chair and was hovering about 4 metres off the ground flying over everyone, by this time the whole school was running about the entire school, but the spiders were hunting them down..there was like dead people in blue blazers everywhere! Then i flew to Mr Clarke's office and he was already dead...so i called for the police and they said they would be 2 hours >_>..

Part 2

I managed to save some of my friends in my hover chair and we flew to some shopping mall which was completly deserted to try and escape the spiders..at first everything looked good and we locked the doors and stuff so no one would get in, then we all went to the shops and stuff and poured cokes for eachother in the food court...then the spiders attacked again. Me,Antoni,PJ,Andrew m and Shaun were surounded so we started opening fire on them..but shaun didn't notice as he was trying to get some coke and some big sider jumped on his back killing him. We all split up and went to different parts of the mall and we lost contact with eachother..but then guess who i saw hiding in one of the home department models..that bitch who didn't thank me when i saved her...then she was like "oh help!!! the spiders are here" and the plastic childrens house she was hiding in was moving and stuff but i didn't help her, i let the girl die.Hahahah

End

*updated*

meh the times 2:45 and i've just been revising History..it's not that bad really..Biology isn't too bad either, im going to download a mock from the bbc bitesize thingy..so thats good.

I was really annoyed last night, i was putting my clothes out for today, and to my horror, i found my mum had made the ink run on one of my beloved rugby shirts...so i had to at like 1 in the morning wash it again and sort everything all out..damn women can't do washing right! :P


Currently listening to:Alice In Chains - Angry Chair

silly

I got bored..:P Me and Antoni always do stupid pics like that to pass the time...revision sucks ass! speaking of revision..i must catch up some maths revision :(

I have another strange dream to document, here goes.

Me and my friends were walking in some woods when we stumbled across some like tomb thingy and we opened it..and all these like bats and stuff flew out of it..then some voice said something like "you have disturbed me...you will all die!" so we all ran off back to our houses and this thing started hunting us down 1 by one and i told my mum we needed to leave now..so i started to pack a leaving bag and i through all my rugby shirts in there including some rugby shirts i've never seen in my wardrobe before..(maybe this is my mind telling me i need to buy more rugby shirts?..)

Then the dream kinda went a bit hazy after that and some other random stuff came through about school,girls,ect. What could my mind be trying to tell me? :S I topped my phone up like on monday with £10..normally that'd last me for like years but im already at like 80p now...i sent like 15 txts last night alone! i rock.


Heres a list of cool, and uncool things which i have came in contact/seen with this week:

Cool:

Honda Jazz

South west trains(Reliable when i used them!)

Lesbians in Ealing

Supertroopers the movie

Eastenders

Tea

Team America

Uncool:

Bearded lady

Revision

Exams
+ other crappy stuff

Currently listening to:Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself

Everyone loves a harlequin!

Today was uber wicked, heres some pics of me with my heros


Me ole mate Jamie Noon


The coolness of Andy Goode is evident..get a shave!


Me and Martin Johson..who ony like..captained England to the world cup!


Austin Healey looking cool as ever


I could beat him up..easily.


Two Harlequins guys looking cool,words most capped player! Go Jason.

Currently listening to:Team America - Fuck Yeah/Cricket on tv

RIP Rex Van de camp!

How can poor old Rex die in desperate housewives :( Last nights episodes really kicked arse..so moving :( I'm like totally inlove with the series :P My mum says im an old woman..yesterday she was watching some thing and i told her to change it over, i want to see how Susan gets on with moving into Mikes place :P

I think i've fallen in love with Bre..i don't know why..but shes a cool MILF. I did a quiz and it said i'd be most likely to marry her, thats what i like to hear :D


Bre..after her husbands death :( so sad.


Karl gets a girlfriend..


My dreams last night kicked arse.Heres what happend

i was in the playground talking kiki then as he moved some chick was standing behind him, and she was laughing at all the jokes i was saying and stuff, and then she started saying how she likes kiki so i started to punch kiki and told him to stay away from her lol..nobody comes near my imaginary girls in my dream!

In my second dream, i was the best man at Mr Fruzzas wedding and the wedding was being held at school. I lost the rings and the wedding was cancelled..but as i was walking school i could smell the wedding curry lol. Everyone was in suits and stuff and i saw some chicks i know in real life in dresses n stuff..poor fruzza

In my third dream PJ took my to Ireland but as i got off the plane there was a crowd of people with flags and banners saying " Andrew go home " then PJs mum met me at the airport and gave me some Ketchup. We got into some car with only 2 seats so i had to hold to the side of the car..then we arrived in some houses and i was looking into each garden to try and find cricket stumps and i found some garden with them :O..end of dream

Currently listening to: Team America - Fuck Yeah