The depression sets in

My beloved Harlequins were today relegated from the Zurich Premiership, i was there.. :( So gutted.


I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID SCRUM HALF. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.


The loyal Quins supporters


The lads on their final journey in training


Lots to ponder...so depressed

Currently listening to:The Doors - The End

Santas early this year!

I asked for the local tories to send me some more stickers being as the 6 they sent me were used...so they decided to send me like 50 of them! Great :D yay.

Todays such an important day for me, Harlequins V Sale. If we win, we are safe from relegation and live to fight another season, if we loose we plunge into crappy ND1. So, at 3pm say a little prayer for me please :)

I changed my hair yesterday,slighty.Here it is this morning, dunno why im even looking the other way, ah well i like it :P



Currently listening to: A-ha - Take on me

i got the notion that the motion of your ocean is...

Spent ages queing for my prom tickets today, but at least i missed half of history revision :D £15 seems a bit much for a party in a hall with whats going to be a crap hip hop biased DJ and crappy beer, i want better :P All my friends have their tickets, except one. Andrew Mc dosen't seem to want to go and keeps making excuses why he hasnt got his ticket yet, damn loner :P

IT was weird...Our Australian cover teacher caught me looking at BBC Rugby news on the sports section and she goes im glad its not watersports, and not the ski kind (nathan said i was looking at porn to annoy me lol) then i go...the type where people piss on eachother whilst having sex and she was like yes!...um ok slowly back away now. Then she started going on about how bad quality 70s porno was and then complained she missed debbie does dallas on channel 4 yesterday, this is all the evidence i need to clairfy her a DYKE. Damn Lesbo.

The race for my me and my friends finding prom dates is on but operation land down under isn't going as first planned. Possible lists have been drawn but no ones approached anyone, good start lads!

Currently watching: The buffness of Ruby on Eastenders

has anyone noticed miss Anderson laughs like eddie murphy?

Why does no one like the conservatives? I swear all i've gotten is stick from people who support labour and lib demoprats, go torys. Today was preety funny, at break some crappy year 10 girls sent some boy over and goes to me,andrew mc,pj and antoni which one of you is Andrew? We both said we are..then he looks at Andrew Mc and kinda gives him a weird look as if to say 'what the fuck,this guys so retarded' and then goes to me..oh you must be him then..my friend likes you (annoying girls come over) then some convo happens then one of her retard friends starts a debate about voting labour...silly bitch lol.

I proberlly will get my prom ticket soon, my friends are so lazy..we havent organised a limo,girls or anything! what the fuck is wrong with them, none of them likes my idea for a limo (Ambulance):( Which girl to ask..hmmm...maybe ill put some names into a hat or something.

Currently listening to: Motorhead - The Game

ye olde St Georges day

Todays St Georges day, the patron saint of England. Im proud to support my country and fly the flag :) I got my hair sprayed as well, so its all good. Some Indian neighbours across my street gave my England flag a weird look as it hung from my window, damn Indians, can't i celebrate my countrys own day?! when its diawli everythings ok for them to celebrate it :/

I had a really cool dream last night and the mystery girl was in it, cool stuff. Basically i can't really remember what happend in it, but i think we were walking in some desert or something :/.

Good news again, My vote conservative stickers arrived :D:D:D:D:D I even got a little note from them saying thanks for the support, bless them, i got 6 lovly stickers to wear with pride, but ill give one to Antoni because he supports them as well :)

Currently listening to: Maroon 5 - She will be loved (acoustic)

Your so jelous, Antoni...

Thank f00k its friday tomorrow, im suprised im actaully updating my blog regularly, ah well maybe i'll leave it for a month being as no one reads it except really Karl. Anyway,today was kinda ok, the usual prom discussions ect, i told some girls who i wanna ask and they think its sweet :P :/

That crazy Australian IT dyke almost had a fit, she saw some pic of me on my pc and then demanded i found a pic of matt lucas to compare them, EVERYONE says im matt lucas! I've lost count of everyone whos said that, she went on about it for ages and is like wowzerS!!cool...um yeh k :S I think she is a dyke, she started doing daffyd impressions...

I need to cut my hair, it requires like a ton of gel to keep it all in place but looks gay, well the girls like it anyway so thats ok :P

oh yeh btw all you elton fans out there... Inside Eltons world - Channel 4 10:30pm big up EJ.
Currently listening to:Rick Derringer - Real American (cool song,gay artist name)

Face your fears

Today was the average boring crappy day, nothing fantastic happend. Im preety looking foward to the prom, but we still gotta organise our limo and stuff, why can't we just get an Ambulance like previously planned :( My friends should just let me organise everything, transport,women ect. I tried hooking PJ up but things didn't go to plan for the Irishman :( I know who i wanna take :P but she'll remain secret...and a secret she'll shall remain for ever :P

Dt with currigan was gay, i swear you can never annoy this guy with personal cusses, i take the piss out of him so much, like today i had to look for him and i shout across to sebastian, " oi u seen dopey glasses? " then hes like right behind me and says nothing.

Quotes/conversations of the day:

Sir, i don't think this drills working properly - Me
Andrew, your turning the drill the wrong way - Mr Currigan

you running a bitch agency... fucking tons of complaints coming in each day... and u cant understand whats wrong with your girls - Antoni to me about sorting his prom date

Did you see that sixth former?! she smiled at me, see Antoni your jelous, coz i know her and stuff,omg. - Me

Why would i be jelous of an ugly girl? You can have her - Antoni

Andrew falls in love with anyone that says hello to him :P - Andrew Mc

so - Me


Currently listening to:Guns N' Roses - Estranged

there she is...go talk to her...nononono!!*runs away*

Today was an OK day for tuesdays standards, in drama i had to help BV do some sixth formers coursework by printing shit off...louzy being an errand boy >_>

Why are people so scared of storms? Everyone started to scream when there was thunder...come on its not as if theres not been a storm before,honestly lol. I just recieved an email saying tickets for an Eric clapton concert have been sent out to us and will arrive in the post in 2-3 days, what?! when was i informed of this concert..grr. That reminds me, the torys better hurry up and send me the stuff in the post i asked for :P go conservatives.

One of my friends Alex is trying to sort everyone out with a girl for the prom and telling the girls that each one of us wants to ask them ect, kinda annoying lol, go away Alex we don't need your help :P I've drawn up a list of 2 possible candidates, these will be announced...privatly to my friends :P (not alex)


Currently listening to:Madness - Baggy Trousers

Aussie Adventure

Today was preety ok i guess nothing too great. My IT Australian supply teacher is soo crazy its not even funny, shes some caffiene junky whos too raw! in your face kinda person. Tomorrows my D-day, quins have a match and if they loose they might get relegated :( Heart break i know,so i ask you tomorrow to say a prayer for me :) lol.

Lunch was so funny with some kid coming up to Andrew M and cussing him about his scruffyness, lol but he was right, Andrew just stood there and took it,lol. Year 10s think there so bad :/

I didnt go to maths revision...and it felt good.

Currently listening to:Him - your sweet six six six(go finnish rock)

The music is back!!!!!!!!! :D

The music is back, arent you guys lucky :) I'm im mega happy Andrew today, no drama next week, just normal stuff.Yay.Monday tomorrow! omg, did i just say that..ah well. Biology and Maths are the only sucky lessons tomorrow, IT and PE are the highlights of the day, bring on 2v2 indoor cricket,no doubt i'll be enjoying that.

At tescos today i braught a load of shit for my dinner this week:

1. lynx dry antipersprant
2. Shaving foam
3. Cool orange moutwash
4. stylign gel
5. Organic loaf of bread
6. Lime J20 drinks..mmm
7. 4x Evian fruitwater
8. 2 x Salad pasta microwave thingy
9. healthy living bolognase pasta
10. Organic milk 2 pints

not much to the imagination, but ah well.

Currently listening to:The Rasmus - In The Shadows

soooooo happy :D

My drama exam went really well yesterday, had a long ass day but it was worth it. Constant jokes with everyone all day, i've never laughed so much in ages :D I think i did OK in the exam, High C i think :) ah well noooooo more drama! YAY! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Now i don't have to stay behind at school for hours upon hours,class :D Now i can look foward to the prom and stuff, me and my lot will proberlly go London and leave the prom early anyway,i got a feeling the music there will be shit, with all that hip hop rubbish..ah well, ill find some karaoke bar instead :D. I wonder if any of my friends will bring dates to the prom, PJ already made an excuse why he isn't :P Remember Antoni in maths where PJ made up that girl? JANEEEEEEEEEE :P

oh yeh this message is for Karl, whats your hidden agenda?...(i think you will know what i mean)

Currently listening to:The bad touch - Bloodhound gang

(some lyrics)
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m siskel, yes I’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine tool time you’ll lovett just like lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Sheriff Andrew is back in town

Drama was wicked today, our last big day of rehersals before tomorrow...D day.

I loved my sheriff badge prop lol i walked around with it all day, although i don't think Suffolk has any Sherifs, but they should have them. A day of drama is really fun but tiring, i have to be at school by 7:30am!fuck that..oh well.

The prom draws nearer :D yay. Antoni goes to me: " dont u dare fucking arrange girls for us for the prom, your gonna ruin it,you'd pick crap ones"slightly had to edit that lol, ah well suit urself Antoni :P You'll regret it and will come begging for my help :P

Yay my dad gave me two Barcardi Breezers, i "need" the bottles for drama tomorrow,well i do but it was just an excuse to get some :P Mr Currigan ceases to amaze me with his stupidness, even after i cussed his ass down he saw me coming out of the drama exam today and comes over and goes "whats up?" then started talking to me about some crap and then goes "good luck" with a weird smile on his face..im not ya mate currigan lol.

Currently listening to: Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy

The past king said shut up :O bad pasta king.

Today was cool,kinda.

In Biology we got to disect a sheeps kidney,awsome.My group of all girls were like ewwwww im not touching that so i had to do it, lovly jubbly. I kinda fucked the cutting up and completly mashed it all up,ah well who cares. Mr Jones told me to stop ruining it but i said to him "the kidneys not going to work again...duh" lol :P

I got away with a preety bad comment in DT today, i love cussing Mr Currigan so much, its like a must do. Today he said to me that my bended plastic was bent, and as he was walking away i said " its straighter than you!" and the entire class heard it...he pretended he didn't hear it,lol, dumb curri.

W00t i got my transport to the prom arranged today, im going in a limo with my friends, kinda sucks tho coz i only live 10 minutes away from the school though.Sorry Antoni,maybe in the 6th form prom we can get an Ambulance :)I wonder if pjs taking Jane...(long story short, some girl he "made up" to impress us)Thursday and Friday is my drama exam,wish me luck,horrah.

Currently listening to:Iggy Pop & the Stooges - Never Met A Girl Like You Before

No Andrew, My karaoke machine does not play any men at work songs! -Pj

Today was cool,yesterday i was proper shattered after a long day. A crap day on monday,followed by a vigorous cricket match where i reigned supreme. Then drama for 4 hours! When i walking home i saw some girl i used to be really good friends with in my primary school whos a year below me and her mum, they live down my road so i walked with them, shes changed so much :O totally turned hot. cool.

Today (tuesday) was a preety usual day, containing me singing numerous old songs, me doing impressions ect. Mwenda was a bitch today, she stopped me drawing stupid faces in the back of my maths book, its not my fault algebra is boring as hell :P

ah well nothing much to report

Currently listening to:Bloodhound Gang- Nothing but Mammals

Who can it be knocking at my door? Go away, don't come round here no more

Fuck its sunday :( Tomorrow is major crapness day. Drama rehersal till 6:30! how gay is that..ah well 1 more hellish week of drama than thats it :D

I just got back from my Tescos shopping for the week, i saw some guy wearing a harlequins shirt as well, go us. I hate it when your at Tescos and theres a massive que, but theres a free checkout with a lady sitting on the chair doing nothing but shes talking to her friend instead of opening it, i was proper annoyed :@ lol, damn tescos. I should go to waitrose, :D

Ah well my uncles left to head back to Japan, he teaches English to Japs but in his spare time...he manages a japense pop band :/ Yeh i know...lol. Heres some pictures i found click here to see Japs.

Currently listening to:Will Smith - Miami + my mum shouting at me for loosing the sky remote.

Congrats Charles and Camilla!..not

Horray todays the day of the royal wedding,great...:/. Camillas a horse.

Grand national today which is good, ill put a bet on. I don't bother to look at the stats of the 40+ horses racing i just look at the jockeys jacket picture and choose the most amusing so i know which one is mine when im watching it loose on tv :P My horse came 4th last year,damn stupid horse.

Had a cool dream last night that i was going out with my neighbours daughter in Australia, it was wicked. We went to a rugby match,cool stuff :D Then i went shopping and she gave me some aftershave i like, so i had to buy her a present but i was really stuck for ideas so i got her a bottle of bleach,she was really annoyed and slapped me, so i got the train back to England :S. Don't worry my love i'll be back next year :D

Speaking of Australia, my mum told me with might be going next year,thats not good enough, i want to go this year again :(. My Aunty has really pissed me and my mum off, when we came back from Oz in the summer we braught her back loads of stuff from the family,and the shops and stuff there. She came back from a 2 week holiday there and didn't bring us back anything,selfish miserable cow! lol.

Currently listening to:Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now

RE Revision class = boring

Today was a really funny day, just was really :)

Horray for the day off tomorrow, i can get a nice ly in :) My first lesson of the day was DT, with that boring dope Currigan..how fun. Over easter he produced a list for everyone individually about what they need to include in their coursework to pass, today i was scribbling on my list to see if my pen was working, so i wrote " Mr Currigan is gay" on it. Later he came round and asked me to see my list to see what i needed to do..umm yeh sir..i think its over here..let me check! (rips off half of page),i wonder what he would have done if he saw it lol :P

IT was funny as well, we have some new Australian teacher who looks preety thick. His eyebrows are also thick...very thick! I was really bored whilst Buffini was talking to us so i decided to open up paint and do a sketch of the Aussie, but i think he knew what i was doing on MS Paint so after he came up to my pc and tried to catch me doing somethign i shouldent but i was too good for him :) Heres that picture



Oh yeh, i was really dumb in RE Revision today, Anderson asked me what the Jewish holy council infront of the class but i totally forgot so i said what i thaught was right "err Sacramento?" lol..no andrew u dumb fuck thats the capital of California..Then she asked me to name a group in the council and i said Saracens..No andrew u dumb fuck again thats a rugby club...cmon man pull ur shit together!

Is listening to the land down under song 270+ times...excessive?

Today was a preety good day actually, damn rain ruined my daffyd hair :@.lol :P (jokey thing with me and Antoni)

Biology was preety good, new teacher for the day,woot. I *kinda* misunderstood what some indian teacher was saying how how would you destroy a group of enemys in one go...i suggested to nuke em...she remindeded me of the indian woman in little britain lol,sorry what was that moyra? sorry? :P

At lunch today some y8 or y9 girls asked me if i had a brother...i think they were talking about matt lucas lol. I guess i do look like him lol :P Everyone says that..

W00t tomorrows the last day, we get friday off for the popes funeral but i doubt anyones actually going to really watch it...well some might but i'll be sleeping :)

Heres some quotes that i said,i heard, or were said to me:

"Nuke em- But..ok (insert hand gesture)" - Biology,Me to the entire class

"(Braveheart battle scene,England/Ireland V Scotland) My King, shall we use the archers? No. Arrows cost Money! Send in the Irish! The dead are free." < dunno why i was saying that to irish people today :P

"Mr Currigan sucks" Me in DT to David and Sebastian

"Gauci:Init Brooks, Tasmanias not Australia,cmon u should know(protests hes right) ..Me: Er no, Tasmania is part of Aussie..why? Gauci: Our new science teachers Australian. Me: Is she good looking? Gauci: yeh i suppose Me: I'm gonna move up :D"

(me and stephen stands by BBQ pit thing by the entrance to the hall)"Alright lads! bit too cold for a Barbeque today i think" - Mr Walton


My weird dreams have stopped since i've been back at school, weird. Maybe because im seeing the people that were in my dreams its stopped them :P (damn that girl in my dream was nice as well :( )

RE was preety funny, Me and nick had our usual cussing matches with Joe G,overall a kinda ok day.



Currently listening to:Bloodhound Gang- Nothing but Mammals

School tomorrow :(

Just got back from Tescos periavle, heres a list of my food for the week i got, to prove us fat people dont eat crap :P

Freshly baked bread
French bread quater thingy
Orange mouthwash =D
Lucozade
Roast chicken sandwhich
Chicken soup
Croutons
Apply juice x 3
Organic semi skimmed milk
2 large Evian fruitwater bottles x 2
Macaroni n cheese
Healty living spicy chicken pizza
Spagetti Carbonara
Healthy living stirfry pork
Fresh noodles
Healthy living cooked ham
Chicken tikka (for sandwhiches)

Lovly jubbly :P

In other Andrew related news, well done to Newcastle falcons for losing 48-8 :)

Summery Andrew

Went to Next today and for £20 i got some sunglasses, some beads and some aftershave, with £3 to spare, thats value!.

To celebrate some nice weather, heres a pic of me looking kewl :P ( or retarded )





Anyway its the best weekend this weekend for rugby fans, i won't explain because you won't care...:P

Right im off..see you chix later


Currently listening to : ELO - Mr. Blue Sky

music to watch girls by, la la la la la la la la la la lal la la

I changed my mind going to Ealing...I'm gonna go tomorrow instead, i was broke when i checked my wallet so i gotta go to the good old Halifax and withdraw my luvly money.

Just gotta say something, HAHA Antoni Northampton lost :D

My mum caught me singing "Have i told you lately that i love you" into my mic lol, gettin a bit carried away with my new love for karaoke :P

My albums oncourse as well, i've got one fan who listens to my songs...she says there "interesting". well, just to let you know ill be selling my cd when its done :P

im so bored, so heres some lyrics

You know our love was meant to be
the kind of love that lasts forever
And I want you here with me
from tonight until the end of time.
You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart
in my soul..baby

You're the meaning in my life
you're the inspiration.
You bring feeling to my life
you're the inspiration.
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin':
No one needs you more than I need you.

And I know, yes I know that it's plain to see
So in love when we're together.
Now I know that I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time.
You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind you're in my heart in my soul.

(appearing on my album!)

Currently listening to: Me crying over that song :P