What you be having? The usual please.

Today was a regular day overall. No homework which is good, but ruined by the fact we had maths today. Mwenda was on her usual "OMG WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO DUMB " ravings today but luckily she hasn't asked me to come back in on a target day. Today 3 different kids came up to me today asking for me to say little britain quotes, it seems everyone in year 9 thinks im matt lucas, and they think i sound like him, louzy kids :P

6 nations on TV this weekend, Go England.

My dream last night, i can't exactly remember :( I forgot it during the day but it was another weird crazy dream.

I dream of genie

Last night i had some crazy shit dream. This will proberlly make no sense, but here goes.

I started off as an animal protestor and broke into a compound to free hamsters with my radical group when the army turned up to stop us. I climbed onto a fence and fell 20feet but survived. I was running into a woods, but then i noticed something wasn't right as the wood was actually a film set, however there were Dark guards hiding in the set. One of them leaped out on me and pulled out a screw driver to gouge my eyes out, but i said something and he stopped and walked away.I was concerned for my other protestors so i decided to storm the evil homebase of the guard people.

I walked up to the side door fire exit and went inside, a guard was in there with his back to me so i decided to snap his neck and take his uniform and infaltrate the evil eye gouging people.I went into a cubicle to change when some snake type thing tried grabbing me but i sprayed a can of deodrant on it that melted it completly. The uniform shit didn't fit properly so i walked around like a retard, but no one noticed in the base. I walked into the server room wearing the uniform but no one suspected a thing and i found out where the prisioners were. As i walked through the base i found people living in quaters who had been captured and they all had their eyes gouged out, nice.

After walking around i saw some girl i knew and we began plotting our escape, by now the guards had realised who i was and we decided to make a break for it in an air vent, but we couldent reach it so i had to boost her up and then fight off the guards myself, louzy selfish bitch.

That was an awsome dream.

Everything I do, I do it for you

It's Saturday night, and as usual not much is going on. Kinda rubbishy all round today really, Harlequins lost again, got mounds of homework, my rooms a mess, gotta get up early to do some shopping as well. Another kick in the teeth, upon inspecting my Exam timetable, my first Exam starts on the day of a cricket match i was going to go and see, bugger. Whats more important? :P

I have no idea what the RE homework is about, Andersons really becoming annoying now. The first few months was just funny, now please stop! It's like being taught by Mary Popins. If your wondering about my picture, i got bored :)

- Peace out.

Antoni's diary safe and sound, press conferance reveals

The news the nation has been waiting for was finally told today at a press conferance in the Newman building. His 4 month old diary was snatched by a man described of Arabic decent in the late minutes of period 2, Wednesday. The diary was returned to a student during Period 2 today, the un-named Iraqi remains at large.

However, after Antoni examined his diary he noticed 3 pages had been defaced with the words containing Rugby and Cricket written in a big bold black pen, if you know the sick bastard who did this please contact the Antoni Diary Incident room on:

0800-IT-WAS-ME

:P

I am the music man, i come from down your way

Today rates a moderate 7.2 suck-o-metre, the average day i guess. Had an OK day really, but was given homework which dramatically increased todays suckaging. The good thing is that tomorrow is Friday, so Thursday will now be known as Friday eve, where every week people exchange presents and fists to celebrate the coming of friday, everyone celebrate :)

It's getting too cold, which angers me. However this winters been very mild compared to the last few years, old global warming is doing its job i see. Louzy relatives in Australia enjoying summer, curse them.

Today sees the annivesery of Auschwitz, where 60 years ago the evil evil Germans did lots of fighty fighty in a far way land. Seriously, those Nazis are evil, good job we kicked there ass. For any of you Polish type people, Dzien Dobry. See, who said the English can't speak other languages.

Happy Australia Day - Mate!

Even though it has no purpose with me, i'd thaught id say happy Australia day, as my relatives down under are celebrating it today :) More good news is i have a new cousin :D the Brooks empire continues to take over the world.

Schools been suprisingly cool this week, don't know why but it just has. No shit from teachers, just hardcore X rated education, yummy. I don't know why my friends keep asking me to sing songs to them, i'm not exactly a good singer and the songs i sing are old and cheesy, must be something about my aurora :)

Peace out you filthy hippies

Most depressing day of the year? pfft my arse

Scientists said today was the most depressing day, but infact i liked today. IT exam was easy, didn't get any shit from Coleman or Jones and Mwenda took it well i havent got my maths coursework, and to top it off i was saved from doing PE in the pouring rain thanks to Foley being away.

Where has the music gone from the blog i hear you ask? I was growing bored with it, but fear not it will return. I've got some nice little tunes lined up so be patient!

I hope it snows soon, i have an urge to throw a snow ball at any year 7 kids with glasses, don't know why but i just do, bring on the winter games!

The composer

Below are two album covers for me and my friends non existant musical careers :P

Have i told you lately that i love you?

Sorry for not updating these past few days as i've been isolated on an island living in a hermit shack, thats the life :)

Today Mr Currigan tried acting macho towards me as i didn't finish marking out my wood for DT so he asked me to come back at lunch in an angry tone to do it, when a gay person tries to sound angry it just sounds halarious. I slammed the door which showed him, as i turned up at lunch and he did my job for me, because he knows not to cross paths with me :)

It's Friday tomorrow people, so savour 3.20pm if your in wiseman as its the longest amount of time before you return to school!

I don't like cricket, I love it

Today was a very productive in Fort Andrew, as i spent the day watching the cricket :) Talked my mum into giving me the day off, what a swine i am! :P

I changed the song to the back ground as the Land Down Under rock version was too in your face, the new song gives you something different, boy are you lucky. Below is a picture i took yesterday during my kick about, all admire its coolness.

Trescothick the saviour

Ahhh i'm wearing a South African rugby shirt! I have converted :( ..Must be strong! :P

The Rugby at Twickenham was good yesterday, Harlequins lost 10-18 but it was a good match dominated by the presence of Irish people. Out of 33000 spectators around 26000 were Munster supporters so us poor Harlequins fans were out numbered at a home match :(

There was a courtyard of stalls and in the middle was the Munster fans were gathering there, i wandered in there looking to buy a programme, but it was dangerous being the only Harlequins fan there :P Some Irish guy opened a can of beer that went over me, damn those Munstermen.

w00ty b00t t00t

I am so pleased its Friday, this week seems it has dragged on forever! Now the weekend is in sight i can spend it relaxing, going to/watching rugby and generally hanging about. 30,000 people will be at the match i will be at tomorrow which is a record crowd which is cool, the match is on Sky sports 2 at 1:00pm if anyones interested look for me :)

The fire drill this morning was rubbish, i had high hopes we would be sent home for some reason but the school had to mess things up as usual, damn school. Wiseman is so stingy on letting us off, they gave us a snow day 2 years ago but since then its been non stop learning,pfft who do they think they are :P There non uniform days have been far and few, as well as half days bar days we had exams. Mr Patrick should take his O'Niels umbrella and shove it up his arse a he dosen't know how to run a school, power to the students!

Downloaded that film White Noise today,looks decent but we shall see!

Bhatti sucks

I've really had it with Ms Bhatti now, she picks on me for the slighest of things, like talking to my friends whilst everyone else is talking for example and makes a big deal about it whilst she dosent bat an eyelid to the others. She predicts me grades lower than what i'm already achieving which dosent make sense either, i got an A in the mock and A in all my class modules but the bitch gives me a B. She sings praises of the retards in the class for basically learning how to long on, big wow.

I can't understand why Mr Fruzza would marry her, Bhatti just picks on the people cleverer than her at IT, for christ sake she didn't know where properties was in dreamweaver! Silly cow.

At least some good happend today, astro turf will be put down behind the newman which is good as in summer there will no longer be dust storms and in winter it will avoid scenes of Glastonbury.

To sum up the day, i'd say it was even. Made better by England doing ok in the cricket :)

Mr Johnson = Hardcore Partier

It seems another fantastic week of school ( not ) and the homework has already fallen ontop of me quicker than a cowboy builders loft conversion. Mwenda is really pushing me with maths coursework, damn bitch making us redo ours from last year! One of these days i'm going to set fire to her hair and hit her head repeatidly with my cricket bat, decapitating her and than drop kicking her head through Rugby posts for 3 points.

Double DT with Currigan tommorow, should be interesting to see what the bungling loner does this week, he loves walking into chairs and dropping expensive equipment, the magical life of Mr Currigan.

Some kid keeps asking me to sing Boheamian Rapsody to him, im not a juke box! I should be hired out for peoples partys.

One more thing before i go, the RE building now has an OFFICAL name, thats right you heard me. Its now called the Margaret Clithrowe Building I'd have preferced "NEC RE Building". Those crazy wiseman people cease to amaze me.
Heres a special message to all you leprechauns and dwarfs out there - keep rocking.

Louzy Wilkinson

Ole Johnny Wilkinsons got himself in another injury spot of bother, sadly. This time its a knee problem, fucks sake! Theres a big question over his fitness for Englands 6 nations campaign, which if he dosent pass the fitness test it leaves Charlie Hodgson who sucks, bring back Olly Barkley whos cooler.

Can't belive sundays come so quick, it only seemed like yesterday i was leaving school to enjoy the weekend. oh well.

Rocking Land Down Under

Heres a rock variation to the great song written by men at work, i like it.

Got history results today, A in my Mock! :) If i did that in the real GCSE i would only need to score 10% out of 25% to get an A* which is a piece of piss, Me and somrah are the best history team, maybe with Mr holt as well. Andrew for history teacher :P

As a message to any South Africans out there, we will be back for the 4th test! come on England!

Results so far

English : B
Maths: F ( everyone failed, our teacher sucks. 2 classes completly failed )
Chemistry: B
Re: A ( 2% away from A* )

I revised well for the results i got so far, but maths is an uphill struggle as our teacher is utter garbage. NO ONE passed in the two classes she teaches, highest was 25% so she suck.

Pleased about chemistry as it was proberlly my weakest science.

Mr Jones, my ape like biology teacher really is pushing me with the coursework.He wants it all in by monday and he set it today, bastard. He's made the list.

Solitary hours

The time grows near and school is on the horizon. This half term has not been long enough by far and im dreading returning to the sess pit of school. I need to read 75 pages of some crappy book of mice and men for wendesday and i need to start my Biology coursework in the next week or so, great.

Argh another week of Drama, although i have Mr Ashford tomorro which is far better than boylen vorne...bitch. IT should be interesting tomorrow as we go over our test, i scored 85% so im preety comfortable in it, although if she told us we had a test i would have gotten more if bhatti told us about it.

Englands sucking at the cricket and i'm too depressed to watch them loose :( why can't we get a decent #3 batsman, Robert Key is stupid. Vaughns rubbish as well.

I've spent my last hour place kicking in the garden with my flat rugby ball with some nifty posts made out of washing line polls, go me.

RIP Half term.

Ahh sweet...defeat

Today was great...The Germans have returned to their homeland and i got many cool autographs. Harlequins was a great afternoon out even though they lost. I met dozens of players coming into the ground which had no hesitation in signing my programme,bless them. Most importantly i got Josh Lewseys autograph who is a great winger for England and the Ex springbok turned Harlequins captain Andrew Vos. I even got the autograph of that crap Irish fly half Jeremy staunton, who sucked in the game, to be replaced by Andy Dunne who is a slightly better Irish fly half person. Bring on Adrian Jarvis the English fly half person! He has blonde hair.


I got two autographs from two Wasps players but i forgot who they are, oh well damn. Ace Tiatia, some somoan guy kicked ass for some strange reason, man his accent was cool whilst he was talking to me. I also got Simon Mailings autograph, some reject kiwi but his accent passed the coolness test so i will also treasure his autograph.



I lost my phone today but found it again, and i forgot to read of mice and men for english due wednesday, i'll do that now after i finish spamming the munster rugby website, Irish invasion to twickenham in 2 weeks to face quins, 35000 of them!

Hey there Mr 2005

Tis the new year! I didn't drink as much as i thaught i would, only 3 martinis,a bottle of barcardi breezer and a couple glasses of champers. The picture i took was just some stupid moment with my and my exotic cocktails, with some snazzy effects from our old pal Photoshop.

My boring uncle and and his German wife were as usual stupid uptight people. If steve didn't have an English accent you would think he was a krout himself he's that German. He's incredibly boring and to proove my point i took a picture of him whilst the rest of the family celebrated with the champers..boring old steve.