Leave it to the (Wannabe) Aussies to do a good barby :D

Today i took charge and did the family BBQ all by myself :D My grandparents and mum just sat back and let me do all the work...so i had to call in some re-enforcements in the shape of my good mate mike :D He's one of my best friends and i havent seen him for like a year, but today he came round and we showed everyone how to do a proper BBQ :)


Once in Aussie mode the BBQ was never going to fail :D


Everything is undercontrol :)


weee grand prix is on tv..ooooops shit sausage is burning (mike stares at shoes)


"Leave it to the pro Mikey...Us Aussies know how to do a good Barby'-mate" "um yeh..Andrew..ya not an Aussie! :("


Good Job Mikey :) we rule

Currently listening to: 3 Doors down - Story of a girl

bored

My dream last night really sucked. All i can really remember is that i was working in some drinks trailer type place, then i went on holiday with the people i worked with..but the plane i was on crashed..but i could see like out the window the plane falling down to earth and stuff :( i died :(

My mums going out again tonight..so i'll just download some movies and stuff..weeeee a night in.

I'm glad we've arrested all of the attempted July 21st Terrorists so hopefully they can all be punished accordingly...they are all immigrants. So let me get this straight..they have been allowed to live in Britain running away from bad stuff happening in countrys like Somalia..claim benefits amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds..and then to thank us British Citizens for helping them they try and blow us up. At least Pakistan is getting rid of all their Madassa thingys from their country in their mosques and stuff, Why can't for the safety of the British people the British government do stuff like that? It seems although we are faced with suicide bombers we must be careful about tip-toeing around the muslim religion (im not bashing the muslims here its just a fact) incase we offend anyone..its annoying.

update: omg my family want me to cook them dinner tomorrow..maybe a bbq if the weathers nice..hmm. Time to show these guys whos the best cook...im going to spoil their meat loving appitites with meat alternative stuff :D Mushroom burgers, cheese and leak sausages, stuff that tastes like chicken but isnt..ceaser salad..tofu..damn they are one lucky lot! go organic meeee


Currently listening to: Bowling for soup - 1985/ MXPX - Brokenhearted

Embody the Invisable

Today lolly came round mine to chill and do some cds and stuff which was kewl, although she found all my crappy music collections including an elton john playlist as well as my cher songs, and tv theme tunes lol (ah well lolly at least you didn't have to sit through the down under song :P) Then we played some cricket..i can't catch for shit :(

I think my mums going out tonight,w00ty. I think shes drunk all the vodka tho :(

Tomorrows the twenty20 final day, for those who don't know what it is, its basically 20 overs each side (6 balls in an over) cricket, this is the form of cricket anyone can enjoy...its not seen as "boring" as the players smack the ball everywhere..its entertaining to watch..and the entire match only lasts 2 and a half hours..which would please a lot of people :) I'm supporting...Surrey..wooooo cmon Surrey. (crappy middlesex got knocked out)

I'm drawing up a list of all the rock T shirts im buying..ive worked it out..im going to spend like £60 on them :O Im getting Iron maiden,Metallica,In Flames,ACDC,Queen and Pink floyd Tees as well as cool accesories as well...im going to come back rockified :D I can make Antoni proud now, as we can now go to rock concerts looking the part :D woo

Currently listening to:Iron Maiden - Reach Out

I got a friend in Jesus

Today was kewl, met up with the twins, meg and played frisbie again in Ravenor, then chilled when Lucy came. After me lucy and meg went into my mums pet shop, it was annoying, all my mums work collegues were like oh he does look like you ect..LOL NO WAY! i was thinking..my mums like slim and preety, but at least i don't have ginger hair :P Some fit girl works there, i could tell she wasn't wearing a bra. (bit random) i most go back there more often i think :D

Last night i had a load of weird dreams but i can't really remember them,although i do remember one slighlty. I was walking with my friends around our school but we wanted to leave..as we were walking we noticed the gate was locked and in the top play ground i asked Kevin Pietersen to open it for us as he was holding a cricket academy..how dare i not be invited to play :(

Ah well, most of my friends have pissed off on their jollys now, Andrew M is off to Gloucester, PJ is off to Ireland and Antonis already in Poland. Joe is being a big loner, hasnt phoned me or anything, i hate when my friends are like that...the rest of my friends are all loners who need cattle proding to take them anywhere..he can get bent then.. :P

Currently listening to:Aerosmith - Tell Me What It Takes To Let You Go

There goes my old girlfriend, there's another diamond ring
And, uh, all those late night promises I guess they don't mean a thing
So baby, what's the story? Did you find another man?
Is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made?
When you don't look back I guess the feelings start to fade away.
I used to feel your fire
But now it's cold inside
And you're back on the street like you didn't miss a beat, yeah

[Chorus:]
Tell me what it takes to let you go
Tell me how the pain's supposed to go
Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night
Without thinking you lost everything that was
good in your life to the toss of the dice?
Tell me what it takes to let you go.

OMG shes fit! must follow = sentance of the day

Today i went to harrow with Andrew M, and omg..we so have to do it again. We first went to woolworths and decided to play a cricket match in the toy section, so i decided to open a packet of tennis balls and get myself my trusty bat,w00t. I hit it over the isle then some woman came over and told us to stop, or she'd call the police if we steal the tennis ball..omg shit 999 SOMEONES STEALING A TENNIS BALL. :P

Then we had lunch at subway..but we had the best table. We sat next to this table full of cute girls, well, id say 25% of them were cute, the rest were crappeh. I kept staring and them and i think they noticed, but i didn't get any mace in my eye so that was good. We decided to go look for some grunge type girls..we were working another case at the time when 3 buff-ish girls walked past, one was totally cool..but she was wearing a Blink 182 shirt..but she was dressed cool and was hot, we followed. We followed them everywhere, into boots..the shoe shops..it was funny, in boots i thaught we'd lost them trying to act natural in the crowd...but i found them. We then saw them get on the bus, so we decided to wave to them, bless.

We then followed/attempted to speak to these girls, they looked on from afar but when you got close it was really nothing special, so all in all a good bird hunting day, although we have nothing to show for it. Maybe you Karl could come and join us next time :P

Currently listening to:3 Doors Down - Love Me When Im Gone

Arson strikes sleepy community,Officer Brooks is on the case

Some hooligans decided to set the grass behind our house on fire on Friday, kids always do it this time of year..little shits. Time for Officer Brooks to gather his report


My house is the white one, those crappy cheap fence panels are not ours..our cheap neighbour dumped them there,ill arrest her for flytipping i think.


The Fire Brigade said the fire was caused by a ciggerette, but i don't trust them, afterall..they don't have the experience i do in investigating things.

My investigation took me to the river brent, as i stood on the bridge..looking for clues..i stumbled across something that made me think..


An abbey national Debit card just sitting in the river...i might actually go and get it to see who it belongs too...i wouldent commit any fraud..ill hand it in to the bank, i think you get some kind of reward for it :S


I decided to embark into the unknown..enter the pedofile hotspot zone that is empty deserted trees with no one around..nothing was in there except some curry boxes and broken glass :(

That sums up my investigation, however i did see two chavs, proberlly doing suspecious stuff



Currently listening to:Areosmith - Pink

I look into your eyes and i see the sunrise, the light behind your face helps me realise..

Yesterday was preety cool,i went to hang out with the twins and meagan as they were all having a sleepover, within 5 minutes i was already causing choas breaking a glass (sorry about that!)playing like indoor vollyball :P Then we went to the park and played with a frisbie, i couldent throw it properly :( i slipped over on the mud as well trying to catch it, silly Andrew :P

I woke up at a lazy 10:30 today, i missed The Bill :( Now i have to wait until 3pm when its on UKGold again,curse me for getting lazy :(

Yay for the Australians winning the first Ashes test,yeh im English i know..i shouldent be pleased..but meh, go Australia :) I have money riding on them winning :D

Im going to take some pictures with my digital cam today..so bored..ill upload later

Currently listening to:3 Doors Down - Love Me When Im Gone

Turn off the lights when you leave

Im glad at times when your feeling down and blue you can at least talk to your friends and say to them "hey at least i got you guys" but i can't. My "friend" pj fould it halarious pouring my heart to him, laughing at me AND he had me on loudspeaker, some guys thaught it was funny but PJs friend Lauren was the only nice one. I phoned Andrew M as well, no "im sorry" or "that sucks" from him,but just another "haha" i didn't think they would do that, i phoned them to talk to them and they give me that shit.I'd be there for them if they needed to chat, but i guess their immature. I left a message on Antonis phone, no doubt i'll be able to hear him laughing from Poland at my misfortunes soon enough.

I phoned pj back, he was at Laurens house. I now believe pj, lauren is just a friend. She had a bf..she says pjs just a friend. Shes actually really nice, she was a laugh and actually listened to me unlike PJ, she summed it up when she said "basically..all nice guys finish last", so after an hour of talking to my friend i decided to take myself off to bed feeling still preety low..but i decided to make myself a drink..well..fuck it, my mums out..ill take the vodka instead. I lied in my mums double bed (she wont be back tonight) drinking listening to my songs(my usual emotional crap) but then i spilled vodka all over my shirt and bed, so now i have to clean my sheets, im tired..not feeling too happy..great.

This is sundays post, i just can't sleep so im posting it now, ill proberlly wake up with a hang over and forget today anyway so its just as well.

I proberlly spent like £20 phoning my friends tonight, i phoned about 3 of my friends...but one wasnt there so i left some long ass message on her phone. I don't really want to go out to tesco tomorrow, at least i get to sample our new car.

Pjs friend Lauren intrigues me..how could pj know someone so nice? I know they arent going out or anything, she broke up from her boyfriend of like a year a few weeks ago. Pjs too pussy to ask her, he should. Hes like oh no we are just friends, pfft pj, your alone with her in her bedroom. Maybe it runs in our friendship group being lame at stuff :/

Im sorry for my muslim bashing post as well, if im sorry for anything else..just post what..k.
Currently listening to:Alice Cooper - Poison

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (don’t touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
You’re poison running through my
Veins
You’re poison, I don’t want to
Break these chains

New car :D

We got our new car yesterday, its the lovley Honda Jazz but we got it in black, it looks so cool :)For the price we paid..like..£11k i think its a really good car, the legroom is really nice,better than our crappy peugeot 206 which cost the same price.

I've been invited to come to Sydney the next time im in Australia (which is proberlly next year..can't keep me away from down under!) to go and stay with the family of ex aussie cricket great Greg Matthews and his family and that they would look after me :) w00t, time to hang out with cricketers :D

Last night i was a bit :S which explains my deleted blog post from yesterday...i think the anger of the terrorist attacks mixed in with the bordeaux i was drinking didn't help :P

My dream last night was weird...Zombies had come to life and it was basically everyone fighting for their life. Me and Antoni and a group of our other friends were fighting for survival :( Antoni was driving some big rig truck whilst i was sitting in the open top trailer with farouq, and we had to stop and get out and fight zombies with wrenches and spatchulars and stuff..w00t.

Andrews plan for the day:
1) Lounge about the house till about 12:30
2) go to tesco to do my shopping for the week
3) watch cricket till about 4pm
4) have a shower at about 4:15
5) continue watching cricket till about 5:45
6) meet lolly at around 6 ( i left you a message on your phone)

And finally, im pleased to announce i have finished putting songs onto my aunties Ipod Shuffle.I think shes using me, she asked me to put some songs on there for her as shes pc dumb, i agreed. She comes in with some big ass pile of CDs and i carefully had to extract around 50 different songs from them using some big list of the songs she wanted..i better get something for this because i never want to hear the words funky diva again..or hear another robbie williams track..or even worse..s club 7,but i don't mind Tom Jones' song Sex bomb..that was okay :P

Currently listening to: 3 Doors down - Let me go

I dream ahead to what I hope for
And I turn my back on loving you
How can this love be a good thing
When I know what I'm goin through

In my head there's only you now
This world falls on me
In this world there's real and make believe
And this seems real to me

[Chorus]
You love me but you dont know who I am
I'm tore between this life I lead and where I stand
You love me but you dont know who I am
So let me go
Just Let me goo...
Let me go

damn Englanders..cmon Aussie! :P

Yay the Ashes have started...i put money on Australia to win the series so im supporting them..what kind of Englishman am i :(

I hate going to the post office, i had to post a letter off to Australia today. I paid the £1.20 for it, then stuck down the stamp the woman gave me. Now came the hard part for Andrew, the airmail sticker. I didn't know it was a sticker, so i tried licking it to death in vain trying to get it to stick. I began to panic so i asked the guy for help..then i realised..i have to PEEL it off..ok i'm preety dumb.

Tomorrow im going to the cinema with lolly and then we are going to play pool, she already knows how good i am at :) I told her i'd let her win though as its the polite thing to do :P

Theres been some more explosions on the tube and busses, i don't know much about it at the moment but i just hope no one got injured or killed. These terrorist bastards need to be stopped.

Currently listening to: Phil Collins - You can't hurry love/George Strait - Our love is unconditional

You can't hurry love ,no you'll just have to wait

My dream last night was really weird and disturbing. England and Spain went to war and everyone in the UK was in choas. Everything was on fire and stuff and i was trying to find all my friends but they were all killed by the bomb blasts. Some spanish warship was in the thames firing at all our houses, so i took it upon myself to bring the war to a stop. I started to swim towards the ship and then climbed up some ladder which was hanging off the laundary room balcony. Some spanish guy in white overalls was in there, so i threw him off the side and he drowned. Then some spanish woman came in so i had to snap her neck before she sounded the alarm.

I put some army uniform on and proceeded to go undercover, but when these sailors tried talking to me i couldent speak spanish so i pretended i had a sore throat...i should be the new 007!

Ashes start tomorrow :D w00t. I'm starting to get phonecalls from Australian friends now wishing my country the worst of luck ,how nice of them :)

Currently listening to: Neil Sedaka - Oh Carol


Oh! Carol, I am but a fool,
Darling I love you tho' you treat me cruel,
You hurt me and you made me cry
But if you leave me I will surely die.

Darling there will never be another
Cause I love you so,
don't ever leave me,
Say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Carol, I'm so in love with you.

Do you remember when we used to sing sha la la la la la la la

Yesterday was cool :) Bowling with lolly,cat,jax n megan. I totally kicked ass in the second round of bowling tho :P Poor lolly got beaten 2-0 in pool by me, and then again in air hockey :( I think i should play pool professionally, im preety good at chipping it into the air, potting the white, and missing the ball when i go to hit it, someone sign me up :D

The cover up of PJs "Girlfriend" continues, maybe some undercover spying is in order for the civil engineer pub :) I want to see if Pjs good enough for this girl, i feel sorry for the bird having to work with PJ! :P

w00t the house is mine for a few hours, all to myself :D w00t i guess i need to clean my room up a bit.. *groan*..meh..loud music it is :D

Currently listening to:George Michael - Faith

Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you

But I've got to think twice
Before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too

Oh but I
Need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
And when that love comes down
Without devotion
Well it takes a strong man baby
But I'm showing you the door

ello ello ello whats going on here then?

Greenford Carnival was ok yesterday, but the highlight of the day was the underage drinking that occured :P Andrew M and I decided to buy some booze and just walk around, as you do, drinking it..regardless of the police presence :) We stood right next to a bunch of policemen, they looked at us..saw us with it..and carried on walking. Andrew M especially, dosent look 18...i love the police, the police rock.

Some old guy got chrushed by some massive tree and was seriously injured (Air ambulance,3 fire engines..4 ambulances..2 paramedic cars...),the branch was like the size of a house..trees just don't normally fall down on their own...louzy cheap council.

My weird dreams have kinda been halted, im still having them but they arent long enough for any serious recognition, although last nights dream i was texting somebody on some coach or something, and i had my lip peirced :O never shall i do that :P

Antoni has left me again, and this time is off on his jollys to his native Poland for an entire month! Who am i going to hang out with? Pj and his mystery girl and Andrew M :P That reminds me, i asked PJ who this girl was and he told me it was just a friend from the civil engineer pub where he works as like a floor sweeper (she works their too) but i have never met her,although Antoni said in true Antoni girl-bashing style "i remember i saw some girl that worked at pjs pub.. it was when we were in ealing.. he said hi to her.. she was ugly"

PJs preety dumb, yesterday he said i was a half chav half grunge. I was interested and asked him why he said that. He pointed out that my shoes and trousers were grunge, but my top was Chav,UM..since when do chavs go around wearing Harlequins shirts PJ? click here to see Pjs interpreation of the average chav gang.

Currently listening to:Iron Maiden - Infinite dreams

Omg, Pjs hanging out with a girl :O

Totally gutted about the gig being cancelled, i was really looking foward to it :( I don't even know why the gig was called off,ah well.

Whats even more shocking is the fact that PJ told me could be bring a girl to the gig before it was cancelled, he never told me about her! He told me he had plans to see war of the worlds with her, just them two. Ok PJ, let me get this straight, you take her to the cinema by yourself and your just "friends"?. Antoni already has the bases covered

Master says:
1) its probably some daughter of parents friend
2) pjs an ugly fuck.. him and gf is impossible
3) if it is a date.. shes ugly.. defo..
4) its definatly just a friend lol

Im still wondering why PJ never told us about her before,i can see im going to need to have one of those man to man serious girl chats with PJ, he's way out of this depth even talking to girls at this stage..he needs a good few years to learn proper sentance structure and how to talk women correctly, i suggest he enroll in one of my etiquette classes :P But, now..who is girl? Is she good looking? is she smart? Is she cute? hmm, these and more will all be answered soon enough. I think me and Antoni need a stiff drink now..

Im meeting Andrew M today, he originally got out of one of those lame parties that neighbours do but dosent want to tell his mum the gigs cancelled, so, he wants to hang out ith me in Greenford..for like..9 hours? Time to visit the police station ( he once walked into the back of the station marked POLICE ONLY and tried opening a police car door... :P

Currently listening to:WASP - Blind In Texas/In Flames - Evil in a closet

Download the Monarchy Satans first offical song, "Pjs dad gives punishment" complete with music video.

no added sugar

I'm really picky about the wax i use for my hair, i will only use one bbrand as for some reason, all the other gels/wax's i use just aren't good enough :( . I spent ages around Harrow looking for it, and when i eventually found it had to shell out a whopping £5 :O but to make up for my large spending..i baught some nice smelling body spray :) go vanilla,w00t.

My neighbours are really starting to piss me off now, their little shits of 6 year old daughters can't work out how to be quiet. They scream,scream and scream all day, crying,shouting..its bloody annoying! Plus the daughters are really nosey, they often throw their balls over into our garden just so they can come through our house and into our garden, i've caught them looking around the shed and my cricket stuff a few times in my garden..STAY AWAY FROM THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE. My roads full of stuff now, 10 years ago it was so quiet, now we have at the end of our road a small 3 bedroom house full of about 10 polish immigrants, i don't really mind that as they arent doing anything, but they leave all this shit in the front garden like old washing machines,bikes,piles of sand, old shoes..and they don't move it!

Then we have the old 85 year old battleaxe that spies on everyone and is always the first to try and act as if shes the neighbourhood leader when really she's just sticking her nose in, trying to get involved in other peoples businesses. She sits at the top of her bedroom window looking at everyone, its creepy. But i bet some of my neighbours get sick of hearing my loud music..meh, everythings happening down my road :P

Currently listening to: Metallica - Master of Puppets (hmm that reminds me..i've been invited to go to my mate Sams gig on Saturday..to go or not go that is the question..hmm)

ewwww

When i opened my curtains today, a lovly sight met my eyes..The foxes had torn to shreds all my neighbours bin liners, and the rubbish was scattered everywhere..including used bloody womens sanitry towels..ewwwww. Im so not cleaning that up,i'll wait until they get their ass out of bed to do it.

My dream last night was wicked :D I dreamt that wiseman had a party for the GCSE results in some pub in Ealing, and as everyone was leaving i offered to walk a group of these girls (about 9 i think) from my year home. It was pitch black but we decided to cut across this abandoned council estate, but as we were doing so a massive group of drunken chavs saw us and started chasing us. I told the girls to run and i would fight them off :P whoooo Andrew to the rescue. Then for some reason i was in perivale park, and i began to make out with some random girl walking through at night. She wanted to buy some alcohol so i went to some Indian booze shop in Greenford and got a bottle of WKD for like £3 and i gave the guy a £5 note, but when i asked for the change he said in some indian accent "what change?" grr thieving shopkeepers!

In my second dream ( my favourite one ) i was at school with my friends at breaktime dressed as a policeman, according to my dream i was a volunteer police officer and they let me in,yay :D All the chavs in my school were throwing stuff at me because i was wearing one of those bright yellow jackets with POLICE written on the back, but i had all the radio and stuff :) I went into English with Ms Thompson and we were talking for ages about me volunteering and she said how sweet it was, yay go me :D

>>> Two minutes silence today at 12pm for the 7/7 attacks <<<

I'm loving my dreams at the moment, full of action :D

In other news, in the sims 2 my lovly fiance gave birth to my two darling children :) Good old Britanny and Trescothick (i love that name...poor child) Karl seems to be getting too friendly with my wife to be, back off Karl. Stop phoning her when im at work you Hussey. The sims 2 is a game where nomatter how long you play it, you can't get bored with it..even Antonis playing it..but he made me totally un-cool in it :( He gives me a crap wife..but at least named by kid Trescothick for me.

Currently listening to:Metallica - Whisky in the Jar

I hate insurance adverts

Last nights dream kicked ass :D I had these super powers that allowed me to fly a little bit, and go invisable as well as owning a cool batman style car. I went to wiseman and i started a fight with a group of black kids from our school, and then i went invisable and started punching them in the face. I then offered them a race, my car v theirs. I went into the lead slightly, but then i pressed some button and pins fell out the exhaust pipe bursting the black guys cars tires :D

Today my mums making me clean up all my school papers, in our livingroom i have a massive box full of them. I'll keep some history stuff, but other than that..ill sling it all. Maybe i'll put it in the loft or something, meh. I scared myself this morning, i began to sing along to Will Youngs Evergreen, i stopped after like 5 seconds as i realised what i was doing, i feel so dirty. I think i must sacrifice a lamb or something to clense myself.

Ashes series in less than two weeks :D Englands going to totally get their ass kicked by Australia though :( I'm going to put money on the Aussies to beat my countrymen 3-1 in the series :( Ah well, as long as i win the bet, it's all good.

Congratulations to Dave who made my cool person of the week award. I've also updated my desktop image as well, w00t.


Currently listening to:Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?

Infatuated with j00 ;)

My awsome sexy black boot shoe thingys arrived today, and im in love with them :D They look so cool on my trousers :D I found the coolest shop near my hotel in Florida, im totally going to buy loads of Megadeath,ACDC,Iron Maiden,Black sabbath and maybe some Slayer t shirts just to annoy PJ with :D

Tomorrow i'll update the cool person of the week award, i'll leave you all in suspense at who wins the covereted award, but it's out of the following people:

1) Kevin Pietersen

2) Alfie from Eastenders

3) Dave from The Bill (everyone loves dave)

The start of my summer holidays has been totally action packed..going out every like 2 days and doing stuff,w00t. I need to slow things down...the bank of Andrew needs to do a budget if im to buy all these cool stuff in Florida.

Today i spent the day in Richmond, i love Richmond :) It's wicked as theres no chavs or gangs of black youths, just cobbled streets, rugby pitches, cricket pavillions and good looking birds :) I found my local today, although technically its not local at all. It's a cute little pub called "The Cricketers" on the old deer park green, its wicked. I sat in the air conditioned pub watching my beloved game for ages and the barwoman there was totally nice,really sweet and stuff bless her.

Currently listening to: Dr Hook - When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman

These boots are made for walking

My mum is being really cool this summer, she is going to buy me some really cool boots from next, well theirs actually two pairs, ones a pair of Cat boots, at £45 and these other black boots that are only £11, just for everyday wear and stuff (Boots1Boots2) I don't know why i choose them but i guess im bored with my trusty ripcurl steads but they have given me some fine service since i got them down under last August :) I miss Australia :(

Sims 2 is getting cool now, Antoni had twins with his fiance :) Heres some pictures i took, showing off my cool graphics card, kick ass graphics :) :P









Antoni gets back from Greece thursday, i hope he's got me something nice :)

Currently listening to:Wedding Songs - I don't know much but i know i love you (I don' know who sings this song, but its such a moving song,bless)

A million dreams of love surround her everywhere

In my dream last night, unusually it was a complete blur. I can normally remember them with ease but last night was just misty. All i remember about was me saying " I love you" (sounds cheesy i know) and i had no idea where the setting was, or anybody else in the dream, i hope tonights dream enlightens me more.

I'm still really tired from yesterdays uber long day, and my punk ass mum didn't help waking me up at 10 to go to Tesco..grr. I don't want to have a nap in the afternoon because i know i won't sleep during the night..ah well, thank god i baught "make your own latte" set :D w00t for coffee.

Lately as you know i've been becoming soppy with my love song antics, and its extending into the deep dark regions of the 60s and 70s, go oldies! :D My parents are suspecious of the 60s love song Andrew, can't a guy like love songs without a hidden agenda :(

I wanna play the sims 2 later..Antonis going to get married yay :)

Currently listening to:Billy Joel - Shes got a way

She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know why it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason anywhere

She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know what it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know why it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere

Thorpe park = cool

Today was such a great day, i had such a great laugh with everyone today :) Being the only guy in the group i had like the macho responsibility...but i ended up screaming more then all the girls on the rides :P I went on all the good rides, all the coasters ect and got TOTALLY soaked on tidal wave, but it was worth it :) Every few seconds to megan i'd be like OMG that guys wearing a British Lions shirt! i wonder what the score is..ill ask him :P

Towards the end of the day loads of the rides started to break down, tidal wave and colossus broke down leaving the cars full of people stuck at horrible angles impossible to climb down from, i was due to go on no way out with megan and jennifer but JUST as we were going to go and sit down in the ride they closed it saying their was a fault, bastards :(

If you thaught TFL was bad, try going to surrey, busses their charge £2 adult fares and some they don't even give you a ticket to proove you even baught it, good old Transport for London, we love thee. Oh yeh, today as the group was going onto the rapids ride their, i heard " LITTLE BRITAIN!!!!!!!!!!!" and as i turned around it was these year 10s from my school i know, lol my matt lucas fan club :P Tomorrows going to be cool, i want to have a nice sleep in, go to tesco and watch the cricket..loooovley :D

Currently listening to:The Real McKenzies - Loch Lomond

Love is in the air do do do do do everywhere i look around

Yay tomorrow Thorpe park time :D Im totally going to show how fearles i am by going on everything, go me :D I gotta meet lucy at 7:15 in the morning! :O I gotta be up at like 6 then..have a shower,do my hair, smell all nice.. :P My parents have this oen covered, its totally kick ass, my mums giving me £30 for the ticket..and ive got like 25 from my dad as well, im totalllly loaded :)

Last night i had a dream that wiseman held some party and Anakin came up to me saying he wasnt a virgin anymore, thanks Anakin.. :P Then a fight broke out with some other people in our year as they were virgins and they didn't like it, virgins rule! :P

Lately i've been in love song overload, its like feb 14th constantly at my house :) yay my mums going out tonight so i can have the house to myself..love song festival! :D

Currently listening to:Marvin Gaye - When a Man Loves A Woman

Terrorist bastards must die

Im outraged and deeply shocked by the events that have occured in London. Targetting innocent people dosen't justify any cause their fighting for. I hope that the Army catch whoever did this, then kick their ass. Our lads at the emergency services are doing a really good job, hopefully everything will be sorted out and the murderering bastards caught.

It wouldent be an Andrew blog update without a dream being posted, continuing my police infulenced dreams, heres what i remember from last night:

I was working as a policeman on some housing estate doing some patrol (i think by the housing estate by my school..whatever its called i forgot its name) and i entered some house with this big ass dog. It started biting my arm and i hit it in the face with my baton before saying something on the radio. When i got out of the tower block i went back into my police car and turned on the blue lights and stuff and arrived at cardinal wiseman where there was already some police there trying to control a massive fight in the car park. I ran out my car with some pepper spray and i arrested some guy.

I miss my old dreams where i fell in love with random girls in my dream, my new law enforcement dreams are cool but not as nice :(

Currently listening to:No Doubt - Just A Girl

Go London 2012!

Im pleased we got the games :D Any victory over the French is kick ass, but when the games come to my fair old city..im gonna be taxed for it :( I told my mum i want to do some volunteer work as a steward or something as i want to be part of it though :)

I broke the law today, i was on my mobile fiddling about and i decided to dial 911 as we obviously are not in America, but i forgot my phone works anywhere in the world and has a re-direct of EMS numbers, so it puts me through to the country your ins Emergency service..oopsy. I almost shitted myself when i heard "999 Emergency".. i hung up and was proper scared :(

The sims is getting interesting with the cardinal wiseman communty i've made, Pjs already trying it on with mine and Antonis engaged girlfriends in it :O Im getting married tomorrow wooooo

Currently listening to:Green Day - Time of Your Life

"Hey im at the airport..soooo much fit pussy :)"

Thanks for waking me up at 4.55am Antoni to say that :)

My dream was weird last night, it for once didn't involve someone dieing or me falling in love or something. I was at school in the drama studio and Ms Boylen Vorne gave me some free red bull for completing the drama course. Then after i left school and i met these two guys i knew from my primary school and i asked them what they were doing, and they said they were waiting for some guy from our school to play poker, and they invited me along. When i got home it was about 11pm or something and most of my road was quiet when there was a knock at the door, (i was home alone) i looked down from my bedroom window and i said "what the fuck do you want", i saw a royal mail delivary van. He told me he had the Aol replica cd i ordered but it would cost £20, then we had a big debate because i didn't want to pay for it then he drove off.

The Bill was preety good today, Polly and Dave's fuck fest of a relationship was discovered by Jenny (Daves wife) and she left him,good. Tony got beaten up as well by some youths on a train, go Sun Hill.


The words Scotland and win shouldent be in the same sentance

Currently listening to:The Real McKenzies - Loch Lomond (This is just a jokey thing me and Antoni have about Scotland)

O ye’ll tak’ the high road and I’ll tak’ the low road,
And I’ll be in Scotland afore ye.
But me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o’ Loch Lomond.

You can't touch this

I think im running out of things to write on here..but suprisingly this blogs been going for like 6 months or about that, whoa, and i have a lot to show for it...

Funniest video ever when i saw that i laughed so much as it reminded myself of me (just ask antoni he will know why!) its called "Amateur porno" but theres no porn in it, its jsut some guy doing an audition tape with a bunch of pillows ( i love pillows..so cuddly..:P)

ill edit this later when i have something more meaningful to say :)

Currently listening to: Billy Joel - Shes Got A Way(lovly song)

Fight for your right to party

Have you ever been in a really difficult position and had to make a life changing decision? These positions suck, ah well, i'll spare you the details of my tale of woe :(

My mum gave me 3 bottles of bordeaux as shes not a red wine drinker, yay for mum promoting underage drinking :D She wants me to have lunch with her and her bf 'Pete' today, it should be preety interesting, although he's a little too how can i say..common as muck :P Alwite mate! coar blimey. I'll just be evil and order the most expensive thing on the menu :) He has to pass the Andrew test, must like or be interested in Cricket and/or Rugby share my sense of humour (a weird sick one) as well as other Andrew features.

Dream was slightly toned down yesterday, i'll spare all the details but this time me Antoni and PJ were walking by the citroen show room down the Greenford Avenue ( i think its called) when some black guy (about 19) started a fight with pj and he told me and PJ to leave, Antoni stood by PJ abut i was off like a shot, PJ can sleep safely knowing i've got his back...err..no :P Second dream i was in Woolworths buying some police radio type thing and i was impressing these girls i know by turning them on and talking like a cop into them, go me :D

Before i leave, i think we must highlight a certain someone. This person is kick ass, well actually its more than one person . Let me introduce to you, Ashley Giles and Paul Collingwood who played absolutly brillaint to draw the Natwest final with Australia after England had the crappest start ever, England needed 3 to win off 1 ball and 2 to tie the game, but it was Ashley Giles who hit 2 off the last ball to tie the game :D So Ashley giles is Andrews cool person of the week.

Currently listening to:Lonestar - Tell Her That You Love Her.mp3

Book = soon

Okay okay..you know the routine by now.

Dream 1: American porno rocks

Me and Antoni went to America for a holiday this summer, so we decided fo a laugh to go to this sex shop in our hotel resort. When we got in there, there was this kinda chubby chick setting by the counter watching me and Antoni closely ( as we were underage). I picked up some magazines and my friend Antoni picked up a penis easter egg (WTF) and paid for it, then my hairdresser comes to me and says "i think she likes you"(woman on counter)

Dream 2: Colombo eat your heart out

Me and Antoni (yet again) were dressed up as a cops walking around Greenford on patrol. These french immigrants were cussing us, so i called in some back up on the radio and Reg from The Bill arrived. Me and Antoni continued walking along Greenford, towards the roundabout by the Shell petrol station when we recieved a call on our radio that a murder had taken place, so we got into our Panda car and went to the address i think was in Ealing. When we got there we found this dude lieing on the stairs outside of their house and he was dead, so we had to kick the door down to get into the property. When we got inside we arrested this boy and girl from our school (will remain nameless) :) Another job well done by Greenford PD.

Anyway in other news, me and my lot saw Batman begins yesterday, really good film :) After we played rugby..heres some pictures..meh


The cool composed #10 Andrew


Joe trying to copy my scrum half abilities..no.


Joe can't tackle for shit, i just walk through him.

Currently listening to:Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right To Party

Dreams galore

Last night saw two wicked dreams

Dream 1: Disgruntled Irish murderer

Cardinal wiseman did a school trip to the Isle of Wight and we couldent afford a hotel,so the school hired some irish guys farm to camp out on. The scruffy Irish farmer also had a wife and kid, the kid was about 16 and a little shit that got on everyones nerves.

Me and Antoni decided to come back to the farm early when the rest of the school was out, and to our horror when we returned home we found two dead cats,shot by some gun,placed by our tent entrance. We told the Irish farmer guy it was proberlly his son having a laugh, this made him extremly pissed off. He grabbed his son and smashed him over the head with some object, then smashed a table onto him,killing him. Me and Antoni slowly backed away as we became scared, but the Irish farmer guy soon turned his attention to us. He grabbed Antoni by the arm and pulled a knife out and said "do you want to donate your kidney?"..i ran to the front door to escape but it was locked, but the trusty Irish housewife faught her husband and opened the door for me to run to the police. I think Antoni was dead at this stage.

As i was leaving the drive way some nissan sunny came in and i was shit scared as it was his brother..he came out the car and said "whats up?"and i said.."shit please take me to the police station!!!" and he said yeh okay..and he gave me a lift to the station. When i got there i ran into the station crying to tell them what had happend to Antoni and stuff, some guy in the station phoned in Armed police for support. But suddenly the Brother turned on us attacking these two cops and then the Irish wife (who somehow was at the station) and i threw a plate at his head. Then he said to me "All your girlfriends will die as well" and i said.."DONT U TOUCH THEM! -THERE MINE!"

End.

Dream 2: Mclaughlin gets a girlfriend

Me and Andrew were watching some football match under the stairs of the Sandys building when, as we were leaving, this girl (that shall remain nameless) hugged and kissed him. I was like WTF..then he came over and was like "i don't like her..shes ugly anyway".

End.

Cool dreams :O Cinema today with Antoni + the grouop :D

Currently listening to:Mousse T- I'm So Horny

I'm horny all night long
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny