"I saw you on little britain" -Kid, "I saw you at the immigration centre"- Me

I've been neglecting this for a while so heres an update...

Today was actually a fairly decent day, no lessons till period 5 so just tutor in the morning and then its home sweet home, and to top things off going home in the morning i found out the lovely people at EMA have paid me 160 quid, lovely jubbly. Im quite worried that a number of year 8s seem to be obsessed with me, thinking im matt lucas' from Little Britain stunt double, they put a lot of effort in finding me to tell me that...but i deal with it accordingly, its all a bit of fun really...i end up on top with some deep cuss at the end of it all.

Im on a 3 week break with no booze and ive got 2 weeks to go and so far its preety good, i could get used to this detox bollocks, but i like a good piss up so that won't happen. Joes 18th party should be good in october, im going as a racist doctor called Dr Leroy me and antoni fictionally made up last year, so to most people i will just be a doctor with a mullet and a magnum revolver in my pocket but i know different.

Teh gym was good as well today, nice buff receptionists is what i like to see. Its funny how many nice looking girls im noticing these days...there seems to be loads more around than usual. Meh, tired.

Currently listening to: Unnamed new coheed song...mmmm *orgasam*

Respect my Authoritah!

Today Jimbo Meehan (head of ICT) made me an "ICT Prefect". My job is to restore order to the corrupt wing that is the ICT department once a week overseeing little shits on computers, any trouble and ill fuck them up. The badge is the best part of the job and its also something handy to have on my personal statement/CV and its a laugh really, messing with kids who are scared of you (mostly the year 7s) as today i tried confiscating this DS from a year 7, i should have my own theme tune when im on my duty...im thinking shaft or "bad boys" from cops.

Thank god i only have one more day left and then its the lovely weekend where i can sit around doing fuck all, but this weekend i want to watch SNAKES ON A PLANE. Class looking film.

Fucking American bastards off ebay taking their time to ship my coheed stickers to me, fucking yanks these days...

Currently listening to: Cops theme tune - Bad boys

Respect my Authoritah!

Today Jimbo Meehan (head of ICT) made me an "ICT Prefect". My job is to restore order to the corrupt wing that is the ICT department once a week overseeing little shits on computers, any trouble and ill fuck them up. The badge is the best part of the job and its also something handy to have on my personal statement/CV

clouds are good.

Well its been my first week back at the shit hole as a member of year 13 and its been on the whole not as bad as i thaught it would be. It's still sucked a lot in some parts but towards the end of the week shit kind of levelled itself out a bit in terms of subjects, people and the weather. Im glad the weather is turning back to clouds and rain and coldness, winter is the best.

In Ict we can make a website on preety much anything we want, finally something i can pwn the rest of the class at. Any stupid monkey can make a good looking spreadsheet or presentation in powerpoint because your spoonfed by the teacher and as long as you do what they say you will do preety well, however with this web design course you will start to see who really is clueless as shit on real ICT skills that matter. Having 16 free lessons a week is preety good too, and my tutor on the whole is a preety good guy, go Mr Currigan.

Im tired of walking around on the streets feeling unsafe, so i've decided im going to buy an ASP Baton to fuck anyone up with who pisses me off.

Currently listening to: Coheed and Cambria : A favour house atlantic

First day back

Today was my first day back in Y13 at Wiseman, and overall it was OK. I had periods 1-4 off so i spent little time in the shit hole as possible, followed by double ICT with Meehan. Overall it was good, didn't really see the people that piss me off a lot and there is certainly a lot of nice new talent to check out in wiseman, whey hey :D This year i hope to try and meet a nice girl without any repeats of past performances, so wish me luck there :). I need a job badly, but its near on impossible to get one these days, but today i might have had a lead at a Bakery which is owned by relatives of England Cricketer, Monty Panesar...if i got a job there...sweeeeet.

Got a free house this week until about 6 when my mum comes home so in that time i can play much loud music and have cocktails of various kinds,woo. Urgh im fucking tired...

Currently listening to: Pantera - Walk

This summer: The summary

Well this summer has been and gone and now we are in cunty September and school shit once again is on the horizion. This Summer has seen a lot of shit happen, a lot more than last summer. Its seen A lot of piss ups, relationship fuck ups, me getting in trouble with the police, meeting my hero (Claudio Sanchez) amongst other things. I've met a lot of new people, but only a few that are memorable and worth talking to but the core issues from last summer still remain, single, pissed off at shit in life, some things never change. Ive seen a lot of people this year that make me want to shoot them in the face with a nail gun, but i've also met some cool people along the way.

I think i've changed as a person from what i was last year, last year i was a bit of a weak cunt who preety much let shit get on top of my former self. This year if somethings pissing me off ill go ahead and tell people about it, and say what i think of people. It's better to be honest with people instead of putting up a front because theres a lot of people i've seen over this summer that are all fake and need a good smack in the face with a plank with a nail.

So whats the next academic year got in store? Well hopefully if Wiseman let me carry on and do the stuff i want, i hope this school year is better than last. Wiseman pisses me off a lot, some if not all of the problems i've had over the year has extended in some shape or form from the shithole. My mum thinks i've turned into a more angry person this summer, and it's probably true in a way in the fact that if i don't like someone i will tell them that to their face. Another year of going to Wiseman and seeing shit that pisses me off, teachers, other cunt students, even the sight of school these days is enough.

I'd rate this summer 6/10. Last summer was a complete fuckup, so this year has been slightly better in terms of fun had but the same core shit still remains. Bring on Wiseman now... *loads nailgun*.