GRRRR DAMN THE PADDYS AND THAT SOUTH AFRICAN REF!

OMG! That ref was BOLLOCKS. England would have WON, Cuetos try wasn't offside and as the for the driving maul that did cross the line the try wasn't given and the Sotuh african fuckface didn't constault the touch judges or Video ref and gave the penalty to his favourite side in Green.

Gutted sums up how i feel, now i gotta go in to school tomorrow to be greeted by 'Ahaha England sucked' ect but Ireland wasn't exactly a great side as they were GIFTED the win.

GREERERWEFSD FRIZZLES

Let's Groove tonight

Today was an average saturday. Woke up at a decent time, went to Ealing and spent £30 on some games, so its all good.

Gah Wales stole the victory against the French, i was cheering for the dirty little Frenchies but they lost, gah! Harlequins won today at last, fuck, 5 wins out of 16 games, looking good lads!

None of my friends want to come and watch England V Ireland at the pub tomorrow, any of you guys wanna come?

Shes a man eater

Hmm i must continue the trend of 1980s song titles :) Today was an average day really, had its usual ups and downs and debates. The main debate i had today was with Antoni about the snow, i bet a wager how it'd stop snowing and the snow wouldent settle and would melt by lunch - i won :) I went to mass today for like the first time in like a year...Im not really religious + its a catholic service so i look like the only idiot getting a blessing because i come from the church of England, the grooviest church in the whole Englishmanland. na catholics are cool to :)

I dunno what to do this weekend, so if you'd like to do something with me, let me know.J/k :P I might go to Ealing sunday if anyone wants to come with.

Tis the big weekend. EnglishLand V IrishLand. For a week i've been subject to taunts and jibes about sundays match, and if England loose i reckon i shouldent come in monday because i'd be taunted, then again if England win i might get beaten up, can't win :P AAh i remember last years St Georges day which was the best as i was the one who got Mr Patrick to allow peeps ware white, go me.

Currently listening to: Europe - The Final Countdown

Might as well face it your addicted to love (que guitar)

I'm in a good mood today for the follow reasons ( as karl would say )

1. Most subject coursework is done
2. Drama exam soon but things are going well
3. Easter half term is soon

Desperate housewifes was good last night, i watched nexts weeks one on E4 as well,i wont spoil it but it has lots of cool twists, plus some nudity :) If that represents the average US street i gotta move to the US because no way is there that many good looking people on streets in England...Wisteria lane hear i come :)

Eastenders sucks now Andys dead, he was the one guy who had class and was cool.I cant wait until Keith miller dies in the soap, he needs to seriously. Louzy scrounger taking tax payers money, he dresses like some kinda tramp as well, the miller family seriously sucks, theres that teen mum and that stupid brother that cant act, get them all out!

The Bill was good yesterday, Gabrille is the best for letting the woman burn, he knows how to treat a woman :D :P (jk, women rock )

After me and Currigan having an argument infront of class yesterday the hostilities continued. In DT i was talking to my friend david whilst sanding my box down as curro had requested. Then he shouts across the class ANDREW WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SHOULD BE SANDING, so i turn around with the box and sandpaper in my hand and say to him "what does it look like!?" then he gave me some dirty look, bloody fag.

Oh yeh i found out why Mr Scott "left" 2 years ago. He had been downloading porn on the pc and then putting them onto disks and selling them, what a perv! No wonder in lesson he was always out of the lesson in the PC lab. Now that i come to mention it, we were on the pcs doing circuit drawings when some porn dialer appeared and i told Scott to sort it out, he told me "get off the pc and use another one" then he sat there for the rest of the lesson 'fixing it' :P Damn i wish i knew he was selling porn :( - lol j/k :p I'm a good boy.


Currently listening to: Men At Work - I Come From A Land Down Under

Its me piccaso

The snow is starting to piss me off, louzy London snow. It snows a little bit, then stops, and starts again but the snow from the previous time has melted. It needs to snow like for about 3-5 hours really heavily at least everyday but it just wont,gah.

School was ok today, the usual. Currigan pissed me off but i kicked his arse down, accusing me of breaking some stupid wood clamp, fucking gay bastard.

I had drama practice after school, my exams only a few weeks away but thats kinda cool because after Easter we will have 3 free periods a week :D

- l8rz

Currently listening to: Somebody to love - Queen

NEWS JUST IN

Why does the black dude die first in horror films?

I saw the best horror film ever yesterday. Bloody murder 2 was the usual horny teenage campers at a campground with a chainsaw murderer on the loose who had some tragic experince at the camp many years before. The films are so predicatable and the acting is awful, but theres something about these films that tell me they should get an oscar. Lots of sex and foul language made the film even cooler, so i recommend this film :)

Last day off today, must savour every minute before i return to the hell hole of wiseman. I've done most of my homework except crappy RE, seriously i cannot be arsed with RE. Argh i got maths tomorrow with mwenda as well, can the day get anyworse?

Currently listening to:The Chemical Brothers-Galvanize

1 day left.

*sigh*

Only 1 day of half term left, done most of my homework but cannot be bothered with RE. I got some stupid IT homework but that can wait until wednesday evening. This weekends been kinda boring, Harlequins lost - again. Does anyone else think shops putting the shit out for mothers day and easter is a tad too early? As soon as the Valentines shits off the shelves theres Mothers presents and Easter eggs! Louzy comerce.

Tomorrow i plan to maximize the day, with a nice sleep in, watch loads of videos and not have to think about school, but at least its only a 4 day week. I've been waiting ages for Pro Rugby Manager to come out and it finally comes out friday, so hopefully afterschool i can buy it :D

Hmm what to do for the rest of this afternoon...

Currently listening to:Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You ( good song actually, playing in the background of this blog) )

The ye-olde match

This was played yesterday in Walpole park, jolly old splendid time was had by all.

To download click the link to view or right click > save target as

I demonstrate not what to do when playing a shot

Av' IT! Andrew style

Someone isn't pleased with Andrew M..

The tremendous sportsmanship of andrew

more to come :P

Antoni to me : OMG stop playing cricket in the park, someone might see

Today was good, as me Andrew M and Antoni went to Ealing to just have a look around and stuff. Andrew M only braught £2 out so he couldent buy lunch, but that didn't stop me and Antoni having the finest sandwhiches from M&S :). We proceeded to the park after spending what seemed like ages in HMV. Once in the park i was fussy at which bench we sat at, and after 10 minutes of walking around i was satisfied with my findings and we had lunch. Andrew M and Antoni wanted to film nice girls as they walked by but looked like pervs, but instead i found a wooden plank with slugs on and decided to play cricket with a tennis ball, i'll try and upload the videos later :-p

After i had to go to a cricket shop to buy a new training ball, but as we went in some kid was practising his swinging with a bat at the end of the shop as he was buying a new bat, i didn't find this funny but the other two did, some people will never learn :P

We went to Ealings shopping centre and sat on the benches where we saw some people from school and then Andrew M saw ms somrah walk past without seeing us, teachers have lives outside of school? So that was my day out, but as i returned to my fortress in Betham Road i noticed i had forgten my keys and no one was at home, i had to wait an hour for one of my relatives to let me in, in that time the following events occured:

1. Two irish guys talking about decorating very loudly.
2. I got wet from the rain :(
3. A car pulled outside my house and drove off
4. My neighbour arrived but almost fell over getting out of his car.

To the people around me it must have been looking like i was trying to break in, as i was peering through the windows and trying to yank the doors/windows open. Ahh well.

Pictures

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.Poor guy.

I think its tonight Dirty Den gets killed :) My money is on Zoe who does it, because afterall the old player got her preggers, perhaps it could be the lovly chrissie who wants his moolah, then again it could be cuddly sam because teh vic is hers. Proberlly they all do it together, then after have a lesbian orgy. Go Eastenders!

This half terms going moderatly fast, but i've still got 4 days to have a nice sleep in which is good, i've still got to do an English essay but i can't be bothered, as for my RE rubbish i'm not even going to look at it. Has any of you guys/chicks/trannys/Karl's seen Russell Coights all aussie adventures on ftn? It's the best program i've ever seen! When i was down under it was all the rage and my aussie uncle lent me the dvd set - total 100% gold. I recommend you go and check the tv guide when its on, meh i'll do it for you :)

Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures: 19 Feb 2005 :10:00 PM ftn


Something i found this morning, made me laugh so much. It's called the Niggar Family. It's not racist towards the black folks but its just generally funny, it was aired on comedy central so it's not some racist video :P

Another funny vido:Guy hitting on girl in class with funny results...

But I'v saved the best till last..no offence Karl/Orbling but this reminds me so much of you...you in your younger days?

Karl and pals song.

Lame...

Today, Andrew Mclaughin told Antoni the reason why he couldent come to the cinema with us is because he had to go to his 14 year old sisters dentist appointment. Is anyone else picking up something that thats just not right? It's not as if his mums busy working and his sisters little so he blew his friends out to do loner-type stuff... :/

I finally plucked the courage up to look at my maths coursework and finished it, Mwenda can suck my cock because im finished and she best not dare ask me to change any of it or i'll send her back to the stoneage.

Currently listening to: Electric six - Gay Bar ( cool song, not gay )

Some lyrics,meh

Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty quinn
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty quinn

Everybody’s building ships and boats
Some are building monuments, others jotting down notes
Everybody’s in despair, every girl and boy
But when quinn the eskimo gets here
Everybody’s gonna jump for joy

Danger! Danger! High voltage!

Today was a good day as i saw Oceans Twelve. Antoni you really do have a problem with visiting HMV..3 times in the space of 2 hours :P

I think i might have a problem with listening to 80s music, look at my music blog type thing that checks my songs i play...here.

Note the massive popularity of the land down under song and the song by Tenacious D " fuck her gently " man those are some good songs :D

Tomorrow i want a nice sleep in, put some rock music on to wake the miserable sods up next door, pester my parents for money and not do homework, ah the perfect day.

I've started listening to the band Electric six , i recommend you listen to them, if you don't your a retard.

Currently listening to: Guns and Roses - Sweet Child Of Mine

And now to finish with some song lyrics from good old Tenacious D

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

ANOTHER weird dream

Just had this last night.

I was part of the ravenor park police force, patrolling it with my friends from school like regular police guys do. I was in school staying behind because my maths coursework was rubbish, after 2 hours of doing it mwenda said i did enoug hand i could go, but this girl who i couldent remember had to stay behind for 7 hours to catch up. For some reason it was still in the morning. I arrived at the park police station and put the uniform on, i went out on patrol with some girls i knew walking along some grassy path. One of them said " look at that guy " ( homeless tramp sittign on a bench ). I noticed the guy and pulled out my baton and started smashing his face in, twirling my baton and smashing it in to his face. I was really angry with him and told him to get out the park making the place look trampy.

Then as i was on my own, another tramp who was 8ft walking with a bulldog had multicoloured face paint on walked towards me to defend his friend.I pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed his eyes and made a quick escape on a golf cart.. :/

The night shift was coming and i was sitting in the office, with some of the other women officers when this girl said she better go check the bridge, i went with her. As we opened some metal security style star wars door some scarecrow was standing there with a knife in his hand and started running towards us. We both got shit scared and i fell into a pot plant whilst the girl was stabbed in her legs trying to run away. I pulled out my wooden baton and smashed him round the face, killing him instantly .

Ravenor park was safe, once again thanks to Andrew brooks.

Cool dream.

GRRRRRRRRRR

HOW the Fuck can England lose a 9 point lead and loose to a appauling French team!? Reason: Charlie Hodgson.

His kicking, as well as Barkleys was utter utter utter bollocks. I swear he needs a kick up the arse because he cost us the game, damn Frenchies.

In other Englishman related news, England lost the cricket today :( The England team sucked as they were 67-6 until the masterfall ex-south african Kevin Peitersen decided to play for England. He struck his 2nd ODI century for England, how we like old kevin.



Damn i gotta buy new clothes and a new pair of shoes.....

Louzy Saturday

Today was boring, seriously it was. The day went so long today! I did nothing all day....Tomorrow should be good, England V France. I was gonna try and get tickets but the damn frenchies baught all the left over tickets, bloody frogs.

Ive got some coursework to do, RE/English/Maths but that can wait, fuck school in half term, i need a break from it!

Cya,

Love Andrew

xxx

Come all without, come all within

Today was a good and day by all accounts. Today was my last day of school and i only had to come in for maths and drama which was alright. Mwenda didn't really help much with her coursework lesson by explaining anything, i really cannot be arsed with the maths coursework as its just so long borign and time wasting for soemthing only worth 10% of our final mark!

After making a start to my history coursework i got ready for another match at Harlequins. Harlequins lost the match sadly 31-3 but that didn't dampen my spirits and look foward to a good half term :D

And the survey says...

NO SCHOOL :D... wait stop the celebrations. Tomorrow i have to go in for maths AND drama...so thats not so good.But by 1:20 i will be back home and ready to enjoy the delights of half term.

Today was actually an ok day. I printed the mr currigan picture off and sent it round the class but the dozy dingbat didn't realise who it was even though it clearly said his name on it. Mr Jones' test was rubbish today and Dr Marshall Mathers was boring, who gives a flying fuck about electron shells?

Fuck it.I've spilt tea on my keyboard, fucks sake :@ Now i've gotta dry out my keyboard...my precious papers are ruined :(

Currently listening to: safety dance - men without hats

Boring mondays

I got bored so i decided to draw the funniest teacher on earth, hes funny because of his stupidness/gayness/dumbness and retardness plus he dresses like an idoit. Mr Currigan would win Loner of the year award, as many times at break Dr wade and Marshall Mathers blank him on duty so he decides to stand in the mud behind the newman drinking coffee looking at the trees, possibly thinking of what uses the wood in the trees could be used for.

In this picture Mr Currigan is re-living his boyhood dream of going to the Hampshire wood fair.

Today was preety boring overall, no homework which is a plus.

:(

Ahh the Welsh got the better of the English in the end, but nevermind. Englands not tipped to do well, so meh, i'll still back our lads!

The music is back on the blog with a groovy tune i found on my hard drive, never knew it was there before, go techno reggae :P You can not stop it if it gets too annoying :-p Maybe i should start taking requests, so if you've got any songs let me know and i'll see what i can do.

My weekends been ruined by me being ill,i must have some kind of flu going around at the moment, i hate being ill on weekends! Least it will be out the way before half term :)

Tomorrow i must do my maths and biology homework, i must...meh.

Call me bubbles

Thank fuck the weekend is hear, this weeks been incredibly boring. Got a few pieces of homework to do, but nothing serious.

I think im coming down with some kind of virus, i feel like crap atm with a blocked nose and rubbishy headaches, but at least i've got England V Wales to look foward to tomorrow ( BBC1 5:30 )

Micheal Jackson thinks he's got gods approval because he allows kids to be happy at his neverland ranch, what a complete nut. I feel sorry for him if he does go to jail, but then again he shouldent think its ok to feel up kids :(

Enjoy the weekend chaps! :D

OMG W00TYS

Parents evening = total awsomeness. Heres a summary

RE: Miss Anderson said i work well and use my brain before responding to questions, ect. Grade: A#

DT: Gay currian waffled on for a bit before getting to the point.... said im lazy :D Grade: C

IT: Bhatti said i was a lovly young man who has a flair for IT who should go on to get the full marks, and me and Antoni work very well together, go Anglia Polska alliance. Grade: A

Drama: Was my weakest one, Busty Boylen Vorne said i must put the effort in, she said she could see me getting 3 grades, i must work hard :) Grade: D/C/B

Science: No worries says Dr Marshall Mathers, need to improve on Biology to get the B i deserve, Colemaster says I'm working well. Overall very shagadelic from Science. Grade: B

History: Total orgasm when i arrived for Somrah. She said i had a dreaful year and can't wait to get rid of me. ( joking ) she said i had the best mock results she's ever seen and expects me to get a history degree and get some fancy letters next to my name, Andrew Brooks Hons. Looks good :D Grade: A*

English: Teachers faces lit up when i sat down, they said how i greatly improved and was a talented thinker, overall extremly good from Otto and Thompson, but i couldent help looking at Thompson more. The South African started talking about cricket and stuff to me whilst smiling, oh how i like Thompson :D Grade: B

Maths: The big threat...or was it? Mwenda said i need to revise more but otherthan that she laid her big guns to rest and had it easy, so she earns the offical OK teacher of the day award. Grade: D/C

PE(written): Foley says i have a good understanding of the rules of sport and should continue to practice studying rules and practisign my Umpiring skills, w00t cricket time. n/a Grade



Quote of the evening: Stop cussin ma cricket team Andrew ya know! ( Ms Thompson..bless :) )

Overall a great night, w00t.

God save the queen, the facist regime..got that?

Today was actually a good day, no homework, no problems with anything as well, everything went smoothly, just how i like it.

Mr jones want's my coursework for Biology but he's not gonna get it yet, i honestly can't be bothered to read his hand writing on my first draft.It looks like a spider has walked across my page then pissed all over it, it's that bad to read.

Quote of the day goes to Mr Jones for saying to Antoni impersonating a gas tap: "ssssssssh ya man shut ya face"

Another strange dream

Last nights dream made no sense whatever...here goes nothing.

The dream started off in school where some oldish woman approached me and asked me if i'd be part of an experiment there running at the school. I agreed and went to the address she gave me on a piece of paper. When i arrived the house was some 3 story style town house with an allyway next to it with metal stairs. The woman greeted me and asked if i'd like to be a part of the adopt a girl programme, some other boy was there who looked a total nerd, he had big thick glasses, a chequered shirt and freckles. The woman said i must stay in the house for the task to be completed so out of no where my bag appeared and i unpacked my stuff. Then two girls arrived and we paired up, the girl with the nerd was so a nerd so they started talking about total combustion and then folded out their sleeping bags. The girl i had to do the task with was one of those girls who live inside a hoodietop and just grunt for yes and no. She decided to sit on the sofa and wrap a blanket around her, 2 hours later i asked her if she wanted a cup of tea but she chucked a punk cd at me, bitch.

The old woman was sitting in some rocking chair being lazy, the two nerds were sleeping next to eachother in their nerdy sleeping bags. I said fuck this and went on my PC and played some disco song but this pissed the girl off i was with and she ran outside, i was offended and stormed after her to shout at her, but when we got outside the old woman and the nerds followed us to see what was happening. As we stood in an allyway with bins and shit two tigers jumped out and started clawing the other people so i grabbed the girl and for some reason got onto a themepark ride which was a rollercoaster in the allyway.

She began talking about something, but then the ride brokedown and we had to get off. We climbed up some hill which led to a trainstation, but as we walked into the station government agent type people were after us. We ran away from them but i needed to take a piss so i went into the mens lav, she followed. Two agents were in there and i grabbed one and banged his head against the tiles until he died, but the girl was in trouble so i ran over to the other guy and hit him to the floor with a plant pot in the toilet, i suddenly got really annyoed at him and started shouting " you fucking bastard, you're responsible for this' and smashed his head open onto the floor. Me and the girl became good friends and got on a train and left. the end

That dream was...special?