Hey everyone i'm back from my Jollys in florida, damn it ruled so much :D
Let me start off by saying how Amazing Florida is, it has everything any normal holidaymaker would want...we went to toooo many theme parks, i lost count of the coasters i went on, i think like 12? The best one had to be
Shiekra..200ft high and a 90 degree drop,kick ass. I went on it twice, all the pussys were standing at the side shaking in their boots..lame.
The theme parks we went to all ruled, we went Sea world 3 times, Universal islands of adventure once,the film studios one twice and busch gardens twice. All top class parks that are so organised, ie massive well co-ordinated car parks,good security,uber clean...if England tried to do a theme park on the scale of one of those parks it'd be a total disaster, you'd get people parking in random places in the car park causing disruptions,dropping litter everywhere,bad layouts..bah,go US :D
Now onto the women, and OMG...its not like England where maybe 1/10 would be buff/cute ect, but there its like at least 7/10 fit girls, me and Antoni would have had a field day =) Everywhere there was fit girls and not chavs either which was nice, its a shame most of them had boyfriends but there were quite a few ones without any.
That brings me nicely onto my next chapter, aaah the Hard rock cafe. Its sooo cool, if anybody is remotely interested in good rock/metal/non lame pop then i think you should go to the one in Orlando,if you like pussy emo shit, go someplace else.(ahem PJ) The place itself was huge, two floors of resturanty rock. The staff there were all dressed up in gruge/goth attire which kicked ass too. I went in there on this occasion with my grandparents clad in Mettalica stuff, and OMG...this girl working on the counter kept smiling at me in a nice way for ages...my grandparents noticed. I didn't think much of it, until later after the meal as i was walking around looking at the wall stuff she was still smiling at me, so here i was thinking..hmm shit Andrew we are in unchartered waters here, a girl is smiling at you.
After like an hour of me eyeing her up, i went over and started talking to her,she was soooooo nice (and most importantly cute/buff) but sadly i had to leave like 15m after talking to her. Determined to not let this go, we went back there the next night, but i had to walk past the cafe to go to this cash place..but as i did she came running out to say hi to me...OK OK OK Andrew this is something we havent experinced before..Anyway we spoke some more..Long story short i asked her for her Email and now i have it, its written ever so nicely on the back of a recipet..that i shall treasure for ever :)
What annoys me about going on holiday is other holiday makers, especially British ones. In Orlando especially, the average English holiday makers attire is the following:
1. England Football shirt/Vest or T shirt with ENGLAND sprawlled across it
2. Rebook/Nike/Addias shorts
3. Rebook/Nike/Addias Trainers, white being the most popular colour.
4. (for the fathers of the group) Various Tatoos, one at least containing the word ENGLAND.
At my resort i got into a bit of a debate with these stupid smelly Northerners. I was in the pool minding my own business talking to these American kids, (one of which was a Hot girl, the other her brother) When this kid about 12 (really cocky) came and asked me what part of England i was from, i said London. Heres a basic conversation we had:#
the two kids were like 12..the mum was ugly and like 40..the sister was around 18...hidious.
Northerner: Ey up what part of England you from?
Me: Errr London,you?
Northerner: Leeeeeeds, (calls brother other) this guys from London, hes london scum!
Me: What makes Leeds so great?
Northerner:(i kid you not he said this) Our fish and chips don't have bones in, yours do.
Me: So that determines how great a city is, not because of how large and busy it is, but because the fish from fish and chips don't have bones in?
Northener: yeh
(mum waddles over, ugly sister stands on side of the pool,we begin talking about soaps)
Northern mum: what soaps do you like?
Me: Eastenders
Ugly northern sister: why you like that rubbish for? EMMERDALEEEE
Me: Why do you guys hate London so much?? We're still English..we should be uniting and shit
Northern mum: Yeh thats right! (tells kids to like London)
Anyway i will get that Flickr or whatever its called to put my holiday pics on, i need some rest now..crappy flight was delayed 25 hrs and our airline put us up in the Sheraton Hotel which kicked ass...anyway..meh..cya
