coons

Safe you coons,

Do you know what pisses me off? Couples. Everywhere i go, i see people with love and happiness. FUCK OFF WILL YOU! Fucking disgusting, why can't shit like that happen to the people who deserve it instead of a bunch of retarded lame looking cunts with dopey hair styles. That reminds me, speaking of cunts, wiseman has a lot. Id like to walk into wiseman with a chainsaw and murder the lot of the fucking cunts, theres only about 20 people i like in the school, the rest id like to slaughter and destroy, fucking wankers.

Couples do piss me off, spreading and showing how happy they are, FUCK YOU SLAG, we don't care about your happiness. Another thing that pisses me off is girls who are over flirty with guys they ARENT EVEN GOING OUT WITH, i mean what the fuck is up with that? I got an idea, lets sit on a guys lap and cuddling him, BUT WE ARENT GOING OUT! You fucking slut, die of cancer.

Its just fucking lame, i mean you get guys who who cuddle infinite girls, and act fucking gay but say they are straight, WTF? It just dosent make any fucking sense. fucking wankers. What pisses me off about life is, you'd try and do the right thing but in the end it gets you no where, and all the cunts that should have contracted cancer are roaming the streets with nice girls who wouldent give you a second looking, it pisses me off and i think there only comes a time where a good knifing is in order.

Thanks

"I saw you on little britain" -Kid, "I saw you at the immigration centre"- Me

I've been neglecting this for a while so heres an update...

Today was actually a fairly decent day, no lessons till period 5 so just tutor in the morning and then its home sweet home, and to top things off going home in the morning i found out the lovely people at EMA have paid me 160 quid, lovely jubbly. Im quite worried that a number of year 8s seem to be obsessed with me, thinking im matt lucas' from Little Britain stunt double, they put a lot of effort in finding me to tell me that...but i deal with it accordingly, its all a bit of fun really...i end up on top with some deep cuss at the end of it all.

Im on a 3 week break with no booze and ive got 2 weeks to go and so far its preety good, i could get used to this detox bollocks, but i like a good piss up so that won't happen. Joes 18th party should be good in october, im going as a racist doctor called Dr Leroy me and antoni fictionally made up last year, so to most people i will just be a doctor with a mullet and a magnum revolver in my pocket but i know different.

Teh gym was good as well today, nice buff receptionists is what i like to see. Its funny how many nice looking girls im noticing these days...there seems to be loads more around than usual. Meh, tired.

Currently listening to: Unnamed new coheed song...mmmm *orgasam*

Respect my Authoritah!

Today Jimbo Meehan (head of ICT) made me an "ICT Prefect". My job is to restore order to the corrupt wing that is the ICT department once a week overseeing little shits on computers, any trouble and ill fuck them up. The badge is the best part of the job and its also something handy to have on my personal statement/CV and its a laugh really, messing with kids who are scared of you (mostly the year 7s) as today i tried confiscating this DS from a year 7, i should have my own theme tune when im on my duty...im thinking shaft or "bad boys" from cops.

Thank god i only have one more day left and then its the lovely weekend where i can sit around doing fuck all, but this weekend i want to watch SNAKES ON A PLANE. Class looking film.

Fucking American bastards off ebay taking their time to ship my coheed stickers to me, fucking yanks these days...

Currently listening to: Cops theme tune - Bad boys

Respect my Authoritah!

Today Jimbo Meehan (head of ICT) made me an "ICT Prefect". My job is to restore order to the corrupt wing that is the ICT department once a week overseeing little shits on computers, any trouble and ill fuck them up. The badge is the best part of the job and its also something handy to have on my personal statement/CV